[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/05/2004 by obtuse
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

I watched Once Upon a Time in Mexico last night.

El Mariachi's girl was too hot for words.


It had both Johnny Depp and Willem Dafoe.

Johnny Depp even asks a guy if he's "savvy?"


And it still sucked.
(AP)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:09drooled over #7


Current Users

There have been 56 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:58Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:32Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:49Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:46Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:42Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:30Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:24Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:20Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:17Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:14Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:09Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:52Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:17Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:10Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:51Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:48Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:30Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:24Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:23Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:21Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:15Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:49Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:46Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:44Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:39Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:38Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:34Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:27Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:20Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:09Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:05Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:59Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:48Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:43Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:39Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:34Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:28Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:56Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:42Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:34Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:29Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:24Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:21Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:03Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:48Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:43Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:41Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:27Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:23Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:13Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:10Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:07Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:34Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:03Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:00Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:22Caption #5

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 2 comments for this caption.

<obtuse> Welcome to the MEP movie review, courtesy of yours truly.
<Carol> I appreciate the review! Wow, they could make, like, Ebert & Roeper improvise their reviews as captions... it would be like a game show.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post