Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/06/2004

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Wednesday is Guest Day.

A competition to see who can write the best caption for these photographs.

The winning alternative will become the caption for April 7th 2004

You have until 2pm PST Wednesday to enter as many captions are you like.

At 5pm PST the winner will be revealed.

Voting will affect the results, comments will definitely help decide the winner.

So alternatiphize, vote and leave comments.

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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The massage parlor "happy ending" is:

obtuse

The week old "special sauces" are: Morgus, Fah Q and ElvisThePelvis.

There are 11 messages for this day.

<obtuse> I can tell today is going to be an extremely crass day.

<Lauren> No doubt about it, obtuse.

<guyPaulo> We need more posts on the main board here.

<Mort> Yes!

<obtuse> YOU REPLY TO THIS MESSAGE!!

HAHAHAHAHA PORF PORF PORF PORF PORF

<Mort> When did this suddenly become META ED day?

<guyPaulo> "Meta ED Day" is repetitive. It's the same as saying "Rude Crass Day." If anyone makes an ED joke, its meta because of the long running ED gag here at MEP (started by your's truely). It would be a little scary for a non-meta ED joke to show up because that would mean that a random new monkie would spontaniously come in and re-create the concept.

<apple juice is a verb> Meta ED backwards is de Atem.

<3Suns> While staying at a hostel in Prague, I played a game of chess with an Australian bloke. What'd I say when I won? "Czech, mate!"

I swear I'm not making this up.

<Kumiho> ::giggles:: Did he coreect you and say, "No, matey, I'm an Aussie."?

<Kumiho> hmm... what is it about "Guest Wednesday" that makes my caption-block come on so strong?

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