Listen closely son, I'll tell you what's good to eat.
See the furless monkey to the right? You could eat him, but he's probably full of preservatives and artifical sweetener. Avoid.
The one lying down? Nah, fat ain't all it's hyped up to be. Very little nutrition there. Easy to catch, though.
The one behind it? That's a nursemonkey! Very good for you and delicious too!
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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