"Hmm... somewhere, a hunt is on. I can sense the fear of the quarry as he runs for cover."
"His name is...Dubya."
"Er... hey, Hell's Angel guys, I'm looking for a place to hide from my life. It all went kinda wrong."
"What? No, I can't ride a bike. Does that matter?"
Some time later...
"Jenna Bush, you've got WHO hiding in your womb?"
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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