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Most Emailed Photos - 03/01/2004 by obtuse
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Always, her mouth and eyes hide her true feelings, but the constellation of tiny skin imperfections spoke volumes.

That I was supposed to see her like this.


That there is a creature inside her that wants to get out.

That wants to break through this transparent shell of pretension and platonic friendship.


To take a flying leap from the precarious pedestal I placed her on.

I want to hold her head under the water, next to mine, until we drown. Together.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<obtuse> Bah. Wordy.
<H. Monkey> 'S ok, obtuse. There's a dearth of alternatiphizers today. You and I must do our part to make up for them in quantity if not in quality.
<mypalmike> Did you just go through a breakup?
<obtuse> Nope. The funny juices aren't flowing, so I'm doing the poetry thing instead.
<spam> it is sad. aw.

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