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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/02/2004 by Carol
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Cupid felt reckless and devil-may-care.

"Ya want lovable little animals?"
she said.
"I'll give ya lovable little animals!"

She pelted the morose, lumpen creatures with allure again and again.

"Oh, man! I can't believe the size of hard-on I got from looking at those stupid bears!"
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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This week's weapon of ass distraction is:

Carol



The (melt in your mouth and not in your hand) plops were: Severian, apple juice is a verb and Lauren.


There are 39 messages for this day.
<JulieK> Where is that mustache guy?
<Pedro Gonzales> Don't know but I like his day glow turban!
<A guyPaulo original> Sweet merciful shit.....
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Lauren> I saw that too, guy. There is another photo of a baby covered in blood and the caption says his mother cut him with a sword. I loathe this sort of thing. I am thinking of declaring my own jihad to rid the world of child abusers.
<guyPaulo> Yeah, but I guess we shouldn't be TOO judgemental. Remember, we cut off the foreskins of our boys in this country. That's gotta be creepy to foreigners....
<3Suns> You know, even for the fact that his father just gouged him with a sword, that little kid looks pretty content. Makes you wonder what kind of person he'll grow up to be.
<Lauren> 3Suns, just thinking about it makes my skin crawl.
<guyPaulo> Well, its pretty easy to bleed a lot from a minor cut on the scalp, not that I'm defending fundamental Islam (hear that, Heir Ashcroft?!?). Let's just pretend its spaghetti sauce on the kid's head and not blood.
<Mort> I didn't skip those photos because they were offensive. I skipped them because making jokes about bleeding kids would be offensive.
<guyPaulo> We could have done narrative captions from the kid's point of view about how much it sucks to have Muslim parents. That would have been funny.
<Mort> Maybe tomorrow will be BLEEDING BABY DAY
<Stormi> Ick. I'll be absent from class then.
<guyPaulo> We need a HORRIBLY INAPPROPRIATE DAY. I mean like WAY beyond what we do now. I know that I could get much worse if needed.
<ajiav> fundamentalist muslims and christians are equally silly.
<Pedro Gonzales> guyP- I think HORRIBLY INAPPROPRIATE DAY would be like Crass day was but even more funny and offensive. Thank God the web isn't policed
<Pedro Gonzales> ...Or Thank Allah.
(For any Shilte Muslims browsing, taking a break from mutilating your offspring)
<The FBI> Can you all please write your full names and addresses when you add captions?

Thank you, The FBI NOIP

<Stormi> Bwahahaha! like I'd be so foolish as to allow you track me back to my super secrect lab in the Caymen Islands where I'm planning to take over the world with my army of trained rat terriers!
<3Suns> Sure thing FBI! Do you want an invite to Orkut?
<guyPaulo> BTW, FBI is LOL and ROFL! OMG! 9 of 10 NOIP's agree! FBI-4EVR!
<Mort> Who invited the FBI?
<Stormi> Mort I'm really really sorry about the double posting - I'm not sure why it's happening. I KNOW I didn't hit the refresh button the second time that appeared, so what am I doing wrong so I don't do it again?
<Mort> It's ok Stormi, I guess it is my fault really.
Try hitting the last button on the top like Yoyo described, instead of hitting refresh.
<3Suns> ...www.zwire.com...

I didn't know Jesus drove a Chevy Lumina...

<mountaineer> I guess I was put on assignment here to watch you people. Cut it out! I am trying to nap!
<Mort> Ack! Now the CIA!
<Mort> I am a happy Image Gorilla today, someone did the equivalent of giving me a life time supply of bananas.
<Jellyloolala> A happy gorilla can still rip your arm off.
<Mort> Or hug you to death.
<guyPaulo> That's good, cause I killed you off in my latest caption. ;)
<Jellyloolala> Ah! What a death! To be smothered in the fur of a happy gorilla. Bananas all around, my treat!
<Mort> It does sounds like the prefect end.
<obtuse> Something's wrong. I can't seem to make today's into a wistful/melancholy poem.
<guyPaulo> I submitted this site to portalofevil.com so hopefully some folks there will see it and come visit.
<Carol> Holy crap! Something's wrong with my browser. Or if not, thanks y'all, for all the encouragement along the way...
<3Suns> congrats Carol!
<obtuse> Hey Mort...
Are username cookies acting as they should? I think both caption and comment posting should set a new username cookie, but it seems that only caption posting does.
<Mort> Only captioning does. Thats how it's always been, there is a reason for this, that I can't remember.
<Stormi> Congrads Carol, you rock!


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