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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/02/2004 by jordie3
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Today, hunting season officially began in Australia. Meghan Turner, 20, of Melbourne takes careful aim with her trusty Calvin2000 near a coffee shop in Fitzroy.

Even the wildlife is getting in on the action this year. The Killer Koalas, a gang out of Sydney, have reportedly planned to take over 10 a day, double the legal limit.

Authorities say, however, that this year's guru hunting season will be a rough one, given poor weather and a shortage of New Age trendsters who aren't on the Atkin's Diet.


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<3Suns> I wanna go guru hunting...
<ajiav> atkins is silly.
<spam> Yay!
<jordie3> Atkins means more gullible meat eaters who want to lose weight, as opposed to more gullible possible vegetarians.

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