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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/02/2004 by David Byrden
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Folks, I called you to the Oval Office to see my reelection campaign ideas.

[ 1 ] Gays are like vandals, damaging the Institution of Marriage.
Now, see this slide? A scary dyke vandalising windows!


[ 2 ] Environment? Basically it don't matter. If a species goes extinct here, we can replace it with a cuter species from somewhere else.

And here's a slide with cute bears from Australia! Ain't that good? I been training to use Powerpoint over the last 3 weeks, ya know.


[ 3 ] WE CAUGHT BIN LADEN! This event will win the election for us.

But for God's sake, don't say we've been tracking him for a year!

(AFP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<guyPaulo> Good political caption. Its too bad you've been classified as an "Enemy Combatant," and are unelligible to win todays caption contest though....
<Lauren> Excellent. As I've said before, I always enjoy a bit of bush-bashing before breakfast.
<3Suns> Looks like Bin Laden needs a shave...
<Carol> 
<ajiav> the bin laden thing, i wonder if that will pan out true?
<spam> 
<mypalmike> Bin Laden seems to be indicating that he has a large appendage.

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