The new defence system against the evil koalas has recently boiled down to "everyone just running around and getting them whichever way they can."
It seems to work. Remaining koalas are huddling together trying to think of plans of a counter attack, but keep failing.
Some say that the hired strangler assassin is highly unnecessary.
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