[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos HAIKU DAY - 03/03/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Visiting the zoo

a mother giraffe showed love,

the baby shivered.

Seeing gas prices,

it's place in the world unsure --

reality hit.

Who will stop George Bush?

Afganistan then Iraq,

who will be the next?
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 251 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:56Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:55Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:54Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:53Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:52Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:51Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:50Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:49Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:48Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:47Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:46Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:45Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:44Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:39Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:36Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:31Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:30Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:29Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:26Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:20Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:19Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:18Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:15Caption #955
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:07Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:06Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:58Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:53Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:49Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:42Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:41Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:40Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:37Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:33Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:32Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:31Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:28Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:24Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:20Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:19Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:18Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:13Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:09Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:06Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:05Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:54Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:53Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:52Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:51Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:48Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:45Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:41Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:40Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:39Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:38Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:36Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:35Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:34Caption #969
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:20Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:19Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:18Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:16Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:10Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:06Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:05Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:04Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:03Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:02Caption #981
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:58Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:55Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:53Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:52Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:51Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:50Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:47Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:46Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:43Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:42Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:40Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:38Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:36Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:35Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:34Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:33Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:32Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:31Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:27Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:26Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:23Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:22Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:20Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:18Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:17Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:15Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:14Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:10Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:09Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:06Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:02Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:01Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:58Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:57Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:56Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:54Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:53Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:52Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:51Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:50Caption #969
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:49Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:48Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:46Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:42Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:39Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:38Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:37Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:35Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:34Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:33Caption #-25
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:32Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:31Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:30Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:28Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:27Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:26Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:22Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:21Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:20Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:18Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:15Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:11Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:10Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:01Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:00Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:58Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:55Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:50Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:49Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:47Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:39Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:37Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:34Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:23Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:20Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:19Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:17Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:16Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:13Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:12Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:11Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:06Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:04Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:59Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:50Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:48Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:46Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:44Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:43Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:40Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:36Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:33Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:28Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:27Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:21Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:17Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:02Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:01Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:53Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:52Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:51Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:50Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:46Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:45Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:42Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:39Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:38Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:37Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:34Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:30Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:29Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:26Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:25Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:22Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:18Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:14Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:12Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:10Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:09Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:08Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:06Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:02Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:01Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:58Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:57Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:56Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:55Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:54Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:53Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:52Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:50Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:46Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:42Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:39Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:38Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:37Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:36Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:34Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:30Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:26Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:25Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:23Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:22Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:21Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:19Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:18Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:14Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:10Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:06Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:05Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:04Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:02Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:58Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:54Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:53Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:52Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:50Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:49Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:47Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:46Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:42Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:38Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:34Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:33Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:32Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:31Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:29Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:27Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:26Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:22Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:19Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:18Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:16Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:14Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:10Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:09Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:08Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:06Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:02Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:01Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:00Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:59Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:58Caption #492

Board [Post Message]

Haiku Day

The rules are simple...
you write yourself a haiku,
then you caption it.

I have difficulties in a large number of things, mostly things that involve writing and reading. It might seem strange to you then that I should host a website dedicated to creative -- and sometime amusing -- writing.

For one -- I am dyslexic, not strongly so, but enough to slow me down and cause me to reread and self-flagellate. For two -- I have a blind spot for writing poetry, I strangely lack the ability to count syllables, or to stick to a consistant meter.

To put it concisely: I have a tough time writing a haiku.

I also have a tough time drawing hands and faces, to solve this issue I decided to keep on drawing hands and faces until I was satisfied -- thus the reason for haiku day.

Enjoy. (I didn't so much)


There are 43 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> Good theme. Sadly, I'll be away most of the day though....
<Carol> It is sad, because "explosive diarrhea" has 7 syllables.
<Carol> "Honku, the Zen antidote to road rage":
...www.honku.org...
<Stormi> um... haiku is 5/7/5 right?
<Lauren> Count the syllables
In most of the captioning
It's done correctly
<Stormi> Thank you dear Lauren
Your assistance is helpful
now I should caption.
<Lauren> Much too sweet for words
Excellent at captioning
Stormi has it all
<Lauren> What we need now is
A day for haiku comments
How about it, Mort?
<Stormi> Laughing out loud I
thank you for the compliment
but haiku is hard!
<Mort> It takes me too long
to write in this haiku style --
arghhhh brain smoldering!
<3Suns> Sometimes seventeen
syllables just aren't enough
to express a com-
<Lauren> I know what you mean
Some of my thoughts are longer
not fit for haiku
<Lauren> I have to say that
Today's captions are teh bomb
Monkies like limits
<Stormi> not sure if limits
I like but the challenge is
something to accept
<mrs. mort> Please stop posting now
I want my husband back home
The garbage is full
<Stormi> whooo... I think we've been told.
<mrs. mort> :)
<Lauren> Sorry mrs mort
I see you are unaware
Mort belongs to us
<mrs. mort> 
Be careful Lauren
I know the server password
Do not make me act
<Jmofwiw> 
Conflict arises!
Who will be victorius?
Monkey or Mrs?
<Stormi> Tickets, getchyer tickets here! Want some beer and popcorn while your at it?
<Lauren> I defer to her
In this case, might does make right
Mrs. mort prevails
<Lauren> Like Eddie Haskel
I am all smiles niceness
But please watch your back
<mrs. mort> 
You silly people
don't you know the big secret
there is no Mrs.
<mrs. mort> 
Mort invented me
because he was so lonely
sad tears stream down face
<Lauren, the victorious> My tactic has worked
mrs mort flees in terror
a nonentity
<mrs. mort> 
terror relative
a matter of perception
quiet power real
<Lauren> Come on you monkies
help me out a little here
Mort is one of us
<mrs. mort> 
how can it be true
one on the fringe has you beat
sharp words stab like knives
<ElvisThePelvis> Mrs. Mort Is Mort?
Revealed All Of His Fears Are
Must Stop Touching Self
<Lauren> I am quite peaceful
My heart is always open
It's easy to tear

Where is your glory
Being mean is too easy
Try being friendly

<mrs. mort> 
Do not think I flee
Like serpent slips to shadows
watching for new prey
<mrs. mort> 
Banter is now done
my meeting is awaiting
soft breeze now blows here
<Lauren to mrs mort> 
I have to go now
No more witty repartee
Nice chatting to you
<ajiav> that was fun to watch.
<3Suns> Friends, stop quibbling!.
Oh, Wait, this is Morticia
and Lauren? Catfight!!
<guyPaulo> I missed MEP today,
As I sat through boring sh*t
At today's meeting.

And when I came back
Its "Lauren versus Mrs. Mort"
Which is pretty cool.

Let's break out the tub,
And fill it with pudding fast!
MONKEY-CAT FIGHT, YEAH!!!!!

<morticia (formerly mrs. mort)> morticia...sweet...I am adopting it for myself. Good one, 3Suns.

but I am going to pronounce it:

more-tuh-SEE-uh

cause I am not a fan of the Adams Family.

<Jmofwiw> What go's ku-ku-ku,
ku-ku-ku-ku-ku-ku-ku?
A Haiku-ku Clock
<obtuse> HAIKU BATTLE!

*atomic suplex*
*whirling dervish powerbomb*
*a punch to the face*

<JulieK> I basically all
am hating the internet
it is retarded
<ElvisThePelvis> God, If you are listening, please put the insane man with the cell phone on MEP tomorrow. I promise I will stop killing kittens.
<GOD> O.K. You need to stop masterbating too though...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post