Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/04/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

GURU ASHANDA

IF YOU FOLLOW MY DIRECTIONS YOU WILL BE WELL REWARDED.

God I hear you, but I am not sure this will be a favourable outcome.

Sure it's a pretty dog, but it ain't going to win the 4:10 at the dog track.

(AFP)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 510 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:45 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:44 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:43 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:42 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:41 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:40 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:39 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:38 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:37 Caption #176

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:36 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:35 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:34 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:33 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:32 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:31 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:30 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:29 Caption #116

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:28 Caption #578

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:27 Caption #378

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:26 Caption #549

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:25 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:24 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:23 Caption #-14

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:22 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:21 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:19 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:18 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:17 Caption #167

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:16 Caption #229

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:15 Caption #-19

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:14 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:13 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:12 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:11 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:10 Caption #116

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:09 Caption #658

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:08 Caption #615

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:07 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:06 Caption #846

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:05 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:04 Caption #860

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:03 Caption #372

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:02 Caption #623

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:01 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:00 Caption #231

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:58 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:56 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:55 Caption #839

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:54 Caption #404

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:53 Caption #912

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:51 Caption #864

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:50 Caption #352

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:49 Caption #69

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:47 Caption #660

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:46 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:45 Caption #229

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:43 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:41 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:40 Caption #167

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:39 Caption #-8

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:38 Caption #365

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:36 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:35 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:34 Caption #384

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:32 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:31 Caption #679

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:30 Caption #235

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:28 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:27 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:25 Caption #337

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:24 Caption #444

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:23 Caption #221

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:22 Caption #679

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:21 Caption #851

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:19 Caption #753

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:18 Caption #813

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:17 Caption #584

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:16 Caption #800

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:15 Caption #910

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:13 Caption #-42

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:11 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:10 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:09 Caption #-13

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:08 Caption #64

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:07 Caption #620

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:06 Caption #905

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:05 Caption #384

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:04 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:03 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:02 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:01 Caption #494

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:00 Caption #702

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:59 Caption #494

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:57 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:56 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:55 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:54 Caption #846

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:53 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:52 Caption #842

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:51 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:50 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:49 Caption #729

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:48 Caption #838

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:47 Caption #864

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:46 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:45 Caption #244

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:44 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:43 Caption #476

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:42 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:41 Caption #152

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:40 Caption #399

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:39 Caption #682

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:38 Caption #342

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:36 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:35 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:34 Caption #235

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:33 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:32 Caption #401

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:31 Caption #830

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:30 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:29 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:28 Caption #407

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:27 Caption #274

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:26 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:25 Caption #728

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:24 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:23 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:22 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:21 Caption #287

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:20 Caption #577

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:19 Caption #582

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:18 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:17 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:16 Caption #369

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:15 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:14 Caption #611

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:13 Caption #378

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:12 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:11 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:10 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:09 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:07 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:06 Caption #269

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:05 Caption #60

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:04 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:03 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:01 Caption #109

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:00 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:58 Caption #541

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:56 Caption #376

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:54 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:53 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:52 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:51 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:49 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:48 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:47 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:45 Caption #532

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:44 Caption #808

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:43 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:42 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:41 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:40 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:38 Caption #441

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:37 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:36 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:35 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:34 Caption #618

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:33 Caption #767

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:32 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:31 Caption #427

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:30 Caption #449

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:29 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:28 Caption #49

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:27 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:26 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:25 Caption #767

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:24 Caption #972

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:23 Caption #721

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:21 Caption #151

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:19 Caption #433

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:18 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:17 Caption #824

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:16 Caption #582

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:15 Caption #815

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:14 Caption #879

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:13 Caption #710

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:12 Caption #901

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:11 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:10 Caption #881

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:08 Caption #922

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:07 Caption #868

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:06 Caption #296

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:05 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:03 Caption #669

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:02 Caption #222

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:01 Caption #387

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:59 Caption #969

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:58 Caption #723

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:57 Caption #740

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:56 Caption #343

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:54 Caption #491

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:53 Caption #316

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:52 Caption #236

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:51 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:50 Caption #697

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:49 Caption #737

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:48 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:47 Caption #438

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:45 Caption #584

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:44 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:43 Caption #248

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:42 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:41 Caption #929

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:39 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:38 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:36 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:35 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:34 Caption #-14

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:33 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:32 Caption #281

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:31 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:30 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:28 Caption #214

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:27 Caption #266

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:26 Caption #832

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:25 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:24 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:23 Caption #58

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:21 Caption #275

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:20 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:19 Caption #-82

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:18 Caption #984

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:17 Caption #844

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:16 Caption #685

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:15 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:14 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:12 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:11 Caption #744

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:10 Caption #575

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:09 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:08 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:07 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:06 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:05 Caption #570

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:03 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:02 Caption #326

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:01 Caption #958

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:59 Caption #202

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:58 Caption #414

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:57 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:56 Caption #545

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:55 Caption #670

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:54 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:53 Caption #850

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:51 Caption #841

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:50 Caption #227

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:49 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:48 Caption #861

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:47 Caption #811

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:46 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:45 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:44 Caption #722

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:42 Caption #82

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:41 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:40 Caption #933

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:39 Caption #529

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:38 Caption #704

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:37 Caption #870

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:36 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:35 Caption #332

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:34 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:33 Caption #738

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:32 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:31 Caption #378

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:30 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:29 Caption #369

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:27 Caption #931

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:25 Caption #810

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:24 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:23 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:22 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:21 Caption #170

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:20 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:18 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:17 Caption #458

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:16 Caption #655

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:15 Caption #617

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:14 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:13 Caption #240

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:12 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:11 Caption #661

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:10 Caption #-51

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:08 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:07 Caption #870

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:06 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:04 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:03 Caption #586

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:02 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:00 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:59 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:58 Caption #119

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:57 Caption #737

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:55 Caption #558

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:54 Caption #387

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:53 Caption #185

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:52 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:51 Caption #310

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:50 Caption #779

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:49 Caption #259

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:48 Caption #499

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:47 Caption #137

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:46 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:45 Caption #175

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:44 Caption #617

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:42 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:41 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:40 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:39 Caption #524

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:38 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:36 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:35 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:34 Caption #930

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:33 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:32 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:31 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:30 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:28 Caption #265

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:27 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:26 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:25 Caption #844

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:23 Caption #464

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:22 Caption #795

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:21 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:20 Caption #579

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:19 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:18 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:17 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:16 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:15 Caption #241

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:14 Caption #427

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:13 Caption #835

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:11 Caption #70

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:10 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:09 Caption #-96

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:08 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:07 Caption #267

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:05 Caption #687

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:04 Caption #569

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:02 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:01 Caption #586

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:00 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:58 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:56 Caption #903

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:55 Caption #554

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:54 Caption #660

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:53 Caption #790

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:52 Caption #256

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:51 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:49 Caption #861

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:48 Caption #232

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:47 Caption #230

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:46 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:45 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:44 Caption #794

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:43 Caption #805

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:41 Caption #707

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:40 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:38 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:37 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:35 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:34 Caption #627

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:33 Caption #927

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:32 Caption #396

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:30 Caption #770

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:28 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:27 Caption #678

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:26 Caption #593

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:25 Caption #540

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:23 Caption #49

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:22 Caption #687

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:20 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:19 Caption #953

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:18 Caption #-47

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:17 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:16 Caption #244

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:15 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:14 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:12 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:11 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:10 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:08 Caption #183

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:08 Caption #183

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:07 Caption #398

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:06 Caption #49

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:05 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:04 Caption #218

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:02 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:01 Caption #919

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:00 Caption #720

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:58 Caption #384

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:57 Caption #682

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:55 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:54 Caption #292

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:53 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:52 Caption #278

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:51 Caption #836

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:50 Caption #557

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:48 Caption #795

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:47 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:46 Caption #709

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:45 Caption #762

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:44 Caption #165

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:43 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:41 Caption #557

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:40 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:39 Caption #352

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:38 Caption #259

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:37 Caption #479

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:36 Caption #769

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:35 Caption #775

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:34 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:33 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:30 Caption #349

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:29 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:28 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:26 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:25 Caption #711

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:24 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:23 Caption #632

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:22 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:21 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:20 Caption #48

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:18 Caption #839

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:17 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:16 Caption #713

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:15 Caption #759

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:14 Caption #613

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:13 Caption #589

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:12 Caption #696

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:11 Caption #806

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:10 Caption #399

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:09 Caption #112

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:08 Caption #736

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:07 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:05 Caption #884

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:04 Caption #48

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:03 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:02 Caption #791

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:01 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:00 Caption #890

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:59 Caption #477

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:58 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:57 Caption #586

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:56 Caption #707

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:54 Caption #83

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:53 Caption #824

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:52 Caption #558

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:50 Caption #849

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:49 Caption #610

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:48 Caption #348

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:46 Caption #170

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:45 Caption #69

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:44 Caption #558

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:43 Caption #874

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:42 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:42 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:41 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:40 Caption #812

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:38 Caption #349

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:37 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:35 Caption #868

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:33 Caption #257

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:32 Caption #548

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:31 Caption #745

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:30 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:29 Caption #899

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:27 Caption #667

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:25 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:24 Caption #836

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:22 Caption #661

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:21 Caption #719

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:19 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:18 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:16 Caption #230

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:15 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:14 Caption #916

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:12 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:10 Caption #659

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:09 Caption #198

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:08 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:07 Caption #896

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:06 Caption #583

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:05 Caption #152

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:04 Caption #564

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:03 Caption #246

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:01 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:59 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:58 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:57 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:55 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:54 Caption #108

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:53 Caption #48

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:52 Caption #747

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:51 Caption #328

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:50 Caption #728

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:49 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:48 Caption #56

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:46 Caption #703

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:45 Caption #69

Board

[Post Message]

The words surrounding a painting:

The mermaid swam deeper. Through ever green kelp, its strands slick, its stranglehold loosened -- letting her pass through easily now. Her sadness poluting, spreading beyond her brittle body, sending scents that far away sharks sensed as blood.

Deeper she swam, beyond where the kelp grew, the blue green tone of the water departing. She saw no more, only felt her hands clasped hard against her face: her tears feeling warm against the chill of the deeper waters. She curled up; too fragile, too cold and numb -- not caring as she tumbled. Bubbles rose through her clenched fingers as she called out his name, a pointless ruin of vitality as oxygen starvation sucked on her from within. There on the edge of her world -- her body and spirit crushed -- she looked once more to the surface.

Cold doubt felt melting to her frozen mind, her thoughts moved listlessly, but the doubt was impassive. Had he truly been lost?

She was on the threshold, the question needed an answer, there could be no other time. Her life weak, she pushed with finality upwards, and once again reached oxygen rich water. She swam up and up, past scattering fish, towards the phosphorescent green divide of water and sky.

She broke the surface, the violent storm had become becalmed, but still nothing could be seen except the rock. The rock on which they had first met and last seen. She pulled herself up on to the small rock, her hair wild and tangled in the wind, her scales gleeming like a hand sewn sequined gown. This is how he had first seen her, come to her rescue in his small fishing boat. This is how they had met everyday for three months.

"Perhaps he will come tomorrow." The mermaid thought, as she turned her head from the wooden wreckage around her

There are 14 messages for this day.

<obtuse> Meanwhile, the ponderous bulk of the sea witch Ursula jiggled disgustingly as she cackled deep in her nautical hideout. That dumb ninny Ariel was too dumb to recognize the remains of the fisherman's boat around her, much less deduce that the vile sorceress had taken him for her own nefarious purposes.

The only thing left for her to do was decide what freakish marine creature to transmogrify him into: perhaps a cowfish? Aha, a nurse shark - what better way to emasculate such a handsome specimen of the male species. For you see, Ursula was of that peculiar breed of woman that is somehow destined to always be a heinous, militant, man-hating bitch.

<JulieK> In the first panal, that is that talking orb from wigu isn't it

<3Suns> For proof that God is a hermaphrodite, look no further than the juxtaposition of the first panel and ...www.sites.si.edu...

<Stormi> So, Mort, it the picture of the chick getting whipped cream sprayed on her tummy going to show up tomorrow?

<Mort> There is no tomorrow in MostEmailedopia.

<Stormi> oh. sorry. ::slinks off::

<Mort> Maybe Monday Stormi.

This is haunting.
...www.angelfire.com...

<3Suns> OMG, that's my irradiated Ukranian girlfriend! I didn't know she had a webpage!

It's great, you see, 'cause we never have to worry about birth control.

<3Suns> Too bad she's losing her hair kinda fast.

<3Suns> If anyone can make up a caption based on the fact that that nebula looks exactly like the Space Marine's helmet in DOOM, I'll give them a cookie.

<Starbug> OMFG you gotta see this!

<Starbug> Hmm, the message program is excising my <a> tags... if I can't make an anchor, how can I link to it?

<3Suns> just paste the URL, the site will link it automatically

<Starbug> It's ...www.slowwave.co...

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post