[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/07/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Everytime I saw him my cavum di venus started to glisten.

Was it just his money? Or was his huge phallic car an indication of size?

Dammit! I just can't get his large package off my mind.
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 269 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:46Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:45Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:44Caption #976
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:43Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:40Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:37Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:36Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:33Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:32Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:30Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:28Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:25Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:20Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:19Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:18Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:15Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:14Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:12Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:11Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:09Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:07Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:03Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:02Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:59Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:57Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:56Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:55Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:53Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:52Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:47Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:46Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:43Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:42Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:39Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:37Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:35Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:31Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:30Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:28Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:24Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:23Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:19Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:15Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:14Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:11Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:09Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:07Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:03Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:01Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:59Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:55Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:54Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:50Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:49Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:47Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:46Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:43Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:40Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:37Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:35Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:33Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:32Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:31Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:27Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:24Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:23Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:19Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:17Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:16Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:15Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:14Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:12Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:11Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:10Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:09Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:08Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:07Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:03Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:59Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:57Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:56Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:55Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:54Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:53Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:52Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:47Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:43Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:41Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:40Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:39Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:36Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:35Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:34Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:33Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:31Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:27Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:18Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:14Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:12Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:08Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:07Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:06Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:03Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:57Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:52Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:51Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:47Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:45Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:43Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:42Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:39Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:35Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:34Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:31Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:28Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:27Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:23Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:18Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:16Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:15Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:11Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:07Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:03Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:59Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:56Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:55Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:51Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:47Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:43Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:42Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:41Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:40Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:37Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:36Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:35Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:33Caption #956
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:30Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:29Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:28Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:27Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:24Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:23Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:19Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:16Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:15Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:14Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:11Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:09Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:07Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:04Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:59Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:55Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:52Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:50Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:47Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:44Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:43Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:42Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:41Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:39Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:37Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:35Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:34Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:31Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:27Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:26Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:25Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:23Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:20Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:18Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:16Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:15Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:12Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:11Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:10Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:09Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:08Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:07Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:06Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:05Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:04Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:03Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:55Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:53Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:51Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:47Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:44Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:43Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:41Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:40Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:39Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:37Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:35Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:32Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:31Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:30Caption #995
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:29Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:28Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:25Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:24Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:23Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:20Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:19Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:15Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:11Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:07Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:06Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:04Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:03Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:00Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:59Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:56Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:52Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:51Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:50Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:47Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:46Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:44Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:43Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:40Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:39Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:35Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:32Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:31Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:30Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:27Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:25Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:24Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:19Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:18Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:17Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:11Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:07Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:05Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:04Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:03Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:01Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:59Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:56Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:50Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:47Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:46Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:43Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:42Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:39Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:35Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:34Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:31Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:30Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:27Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:26Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:25Caption #06
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:23Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:19Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:18Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:15Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:12Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:11Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:10Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:09Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:07Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:05Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:03Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:02Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:59Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:56Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:51Caption #385

Board [Post Message]

PUN'D!

I am off work today, so I will be in and out.

I will still read and see everything, just in batches.

Beatrice: Don't forget your Lamb, keep the coded cables rolling, also continue to send microdots.


There are 25 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> Ooops
<3Suns> ...story.news.yahoo.com...

Tulip, introduced to Hawaii last August, is trying to unseat Spam from its throne as Hawaii's undisputed king of canned luncheon meat since World War II.

So how is this under "Top Stories" ??

<mypalmike> It's all special pre-election news coverage. We're supposed to associate Spam with the internet, thus Al Gore, thus Tipper Gore, which rhymes with Gipper... I'm sure you can see where this is going.
<guyPaulo> Its no less frivolous than the marijuana-frozen chicken story at
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<mypalmike> Or the firehouse that caught on fire...
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<mypalmike> By the way, great pun to start off the day, Mort.
<Lauren> Yes, Mort... you've still got teh funny.
<Mort> teh obvious pun.
<Lauren> Here's a little quiz for you all... I only got 17 out of 20 right, but still that was enough to put me above the vast majority of Americans.

...www.netcartoon.net...

<guyPaulo> I got 13 right......I'm so ashamed!
<Jmofwiw> I got 17, too. I looked at the results page and note that the average score for Americans is 12.66 for non-Americans it's 13.29. Given the trivial nature of many of the questions, I wonder if the difference of less than one point is even statistically significant. At any rate, they certainly do have an editorial slant to their test.
<morticia> 17....I am kind of ashamed...I think I should have scored higher. Stupid capital of New Zealand.
<3Suns> I got 18. Although I admit I used test logic to guess a lot of them, like the date of the Spanish civil war. And come on, the name of the Beatles' first venue isn't exactly important knowledge.
<Beatrice> Rudy got air sick all over the equipment stop cable delayed full stop
<David Byrden> A heartfelt thanks to Mel Gibson! Because until now, when I had the need to see men stripped, tortured, mutilated and flayed, I had to get expensive video tapes sent from Europe in plain brown envelopes.
<David Byrden> Woohoo! I scored 19 in the quiz! I win an American!
<guyPaulo> Bah! It's just a plot to make honest, God-fearing Americans feel ashamed for our lack of foreigner trivia. Who cares what the capital of Norway is? If anything important happened there anyway, Fox News would cover it for us!!! ;)
<H. Monkey> Suggestion for Mort: an RSS feed. Am willing to assist if desired.
<guyPaulo> I don't know to set up an RSS feed, but I do know how to convert HTML into XHTML 1.0 Strict (which is itself XML). If you need help with that end of it, Mort, let me know.

Good lord, maybe we can turn MEP into some bizarre, open-source project. Like Mozilla, but with funny captions about boobies.

<MLimburg> I was seriously thinking about writing up the concept of mostemailed as a module for XOOPS .. but then I ditched XOOPS as a development environment. But then, I restarted working on phpBB2 ... so it could fit in really quite well.
<3Suns> Yes David, you win an American. Here, take guyPaulo, he only scored a 13.
<guyPaulo> Doh! Stupid smarty-type people think you're SOOO MUCH SMARTER than the rest of us just because you know more stuff.
<Mort> I already encode MEP onto microdots and send it everyday to HQ on the moon.

The invasion has begun.

<Mort> What are the advantages of the RSS feed?
<David Byrden> Hey, I do a lot of XML and XSLT stuff....can I help?


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post