[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/07/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Everytime I saw him my cavum di venus started to glisten.

Was it just his money? Or was his huge phallic car an indication of size?

Dammit! I just can't get his large package off my mind.
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 357 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:01Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:00Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:57Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:56Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:54Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:53Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:52Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:51Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:49Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:46Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:42Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:41Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:40Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:39Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:36Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:35Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:34Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:33Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:32Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:31Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:30Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:29Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:28Caption #-39
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:27Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:26Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:25Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:24Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:23Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:22Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:21Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:20Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:19Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:17Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:16Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:15Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:14Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:13Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:12Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:11Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:08Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:07Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:06Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:05Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:04Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:03Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:02Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:59Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:58Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:55Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:51Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:49Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:46Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:43Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:42Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:39Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:37Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:34Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:31Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:29Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:28Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:25Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:24Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:23Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:22Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:18Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:14Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:11Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:10Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:09Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:08Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:06Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:03Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:02Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:00Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:59Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:57Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:53Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:52Caption #982
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:51Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:48Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:44Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:42Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:40Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:37Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:36Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:35Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:34Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:33Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:31Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:30Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:28Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:27Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:25Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:23Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:19Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:13Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:12Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:10Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:08Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:07Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:06Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:02Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:01Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:55Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:54Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:53Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:52Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:48Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:45Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:41Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:39Caption #960
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:38Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:32Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:31Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:30Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:29Caption #-26
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:28Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:27Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:26Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:25Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:24Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:23Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:21Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:17Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:16Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:13Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:12Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:11Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:10Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:07Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:06Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:05Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:03Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:02Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:01Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:00Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:59Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:58Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:57Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:56Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:55Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:53Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:52Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:51Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:50Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:46Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:45Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:42Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:41Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:40Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:39Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:38Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:37Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:36Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:35Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:34Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:33Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:31Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:29Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:28Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:27Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:26Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:25Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:24Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:23Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:21Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:20Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:19Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:18Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:17Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:15Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:14Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:10Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:09Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:08Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:07Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:06Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:03Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:02Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:00Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:59Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:58Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:56Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:55Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:54Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:52Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:51Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:48Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:46Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:44Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:42Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:41Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:40Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:39Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:33Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:32Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:31Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:28Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:27Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:26Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:25Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:23Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:17Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:16Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:14Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:10Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:09Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:08Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:07Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:06Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:05Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:04Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:02Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:01Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:00Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:57Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:56Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:52Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:51Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:48Caption #-55
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:46Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:43Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:43Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:37Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:33Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:31Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:30Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:27Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:26Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:24Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:23Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:19Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:12Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:11Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:10Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:06Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:58Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:56Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:55Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:53Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:52Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:51Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:49Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:46Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:45Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:44Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:42Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:40Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:39Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:37Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:36Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:35Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:34Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:33Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:31Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:31Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:30Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:28Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:27Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:26Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:24Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:23Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:21Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:18Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:17Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:16Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:15Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:12Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:11Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:10Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:09Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:06Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:05Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:04Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:03Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:02Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:01Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:00Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:59Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:58Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:57Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:55Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:54Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:52Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:51Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:49Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:47Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:46Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:45Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:43Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:42Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:41Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:40Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:39Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:37Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:36Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:35Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:34Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:33Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:31Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:30Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:28Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:27Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:25Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:24Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:23Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:22Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:21Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:21Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:17Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:14Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:10Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:09Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:08Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:07Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:06Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:05Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:01Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:00Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:59Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:58Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:57Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:56Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:55Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:54Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:53Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:52Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:51Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:50Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:45Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:43Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:41Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:40Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:39Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:32Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:29Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:28Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:27Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:25Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:22Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:21Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:20Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:19Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:18Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:17Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:14Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:12Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:11Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:10Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:09Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:08Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:07Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:06Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:05Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:04Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:03Caption #337

Board [Post Message]

PUN'D!

I am off work today, so I will be in and out.

I will still read and see everything, just in batches.

Beatrice: Don't forget your Lamb, keep the coded cables rolling, also continue to send microdots.


There are 25 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> Ooops
<3Suns> ...story.news.yahoo.com...

Tulip, introduced to Hawaii last August, is trying to unseat Spam from its throne as Hawaii's undisputed king of canned luncheon meat since World War II.

So how is this under "Top Stories" ??

<mypalmike> It's all special pre-election news coverage. We're supposed to associate Spam with the internet, thus Al Gore, thus Tipper Gore, which rhymes with Gipper... I'm sure you can see where this is going.
<guyPaulo> Its no less frivolous than the marijuana-frozen chicken story at
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<mypalmike> Or the firehouse that caught on fire...
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<mypalmike> By the way, great pun to start off the day, Mort.
<Lauren> Yes, Mort... you've still got teh funny.
<Mort> teh obvious pun.
<Lauren> Here's a little quiz for you all... I only got 17 out of 20 right, but still that was enough to put me above the vast majority of Americans.

...www.netcartoon.net...

<guyPaulo> I got 13 right......I'm so ashamed!
<Jmofwiw> I got 17, too. I looked at the results page and note that the average score for Americans is 12.66 for non-Americans it's 13.29. Given the trivial nature of many of the questions, I wonder if the difference of less than one point is even statistically significant. At any rate, they certainly do have an editorial slant to their test.
<morticia> 17....I am kind of ashamed...I think I should have scored higher. Stupid capital of New Zealand.
<3Suns> I got 18. Although I admit I used test logic to guess a lot of them, like the date of the Spanish civil war. And come on, the name of the Beatles' first venue isn't exactly important knowledge.
<Beatrice> Rudy got air sick all over the equipment stop cable delayed full stop
<David Byrden> A heartfelt thanks to Mel Gibson! Because until now, when I had the need to see men stripped, tortured, mutilated and flayed, I had to get expensive video tapes sent from Europe in plain brown envelopes.
<David Byrden> Woohoo! I scored 19 in the quiz! I win an American!
<guyPaulo> Bah! It's just a plot to make honest, God-fearing Americans feel ashamed for our lack of foreigner trivia. Who cares what the capital of Norway is? If anything important happened there anyway, Fox News would cover it for us!!! ;)
<H. Monkey> Suggestion for Mort: an RSS feed. Am willing to assist if desired.
<guyPaulo> I don't know to set up an RSS feed, but I do know how to convert HTML into XHTML 1.0 Strict (which is itself XML). If you need help with that end of it, Mort, let me know.

Good lord, maybe we can turn MEP into some bizarre, open-source project. Like Mozilla, but with funny captions about boobies.

<MLimburg> I was seriously thinking about writing up the concept of mostemailed as a module for XOOPS .. but then I ditched XOOPS as a development environment. But then, I restarted working on phpBB2 ... so it could fit in really quite well.
<3Suns> Yes David, you win an American. Here, take guyPaulo, he only scored a 13.
<guyPaulo> Doh! Stupid smarty-type people think you're SOOO MUCH SMARTER than the rest of us just because you know more stuff.
<Mort> I already encode MEP onto microdots and send it everyday to HQ on the moon.

The invasion has begun.

<Mort> What are the advantages of the RSS feed?
<David Byrden> Hey, I do a lot of XML and XSLT stuff....can I help?


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post