[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/07/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Everytime I saw him my cavum di venus started to glisten.

Was it just his money? Or was his huge phallic car an indication of size?

Dammit! I just can't get his large package off my mind.
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 428 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:55Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:53Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:49Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:45Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:41Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:37Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:33Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:29Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:26Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:25Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:21Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:20Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:19Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:18Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:17Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:13Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:11Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:09Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:05Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:02Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:01Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:58Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:57Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:53Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:51Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:50Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:49Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:46Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:45Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:41Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:37Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:33Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:29Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:25Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:21Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:18Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:17Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:15Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:14Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:13Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:10Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:09Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:08Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:05Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:04Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:02Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:01Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:00Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:59Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:58Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:57Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:55Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:54Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:53Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:49Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:48Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:47Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:45Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:44Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:43Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:42Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:41Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:40Caption #969
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:39Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:38Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:37Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:33Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:32Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:29Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:28Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:27Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:26Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:25Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:24Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:23Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:21Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:19Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:18Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:17Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:16Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:15Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:14Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:13Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:12Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:11Caption #-55
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:10Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:09Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:08Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:07Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:06Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:05Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:04Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:03Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:02Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:01Caption #-34
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:00Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:58Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:57Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:56Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:55Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:54Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:53Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:49Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:48Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:47Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:45Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:44Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:42Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:41Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:40Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:39Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:38Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:37Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:36Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:35Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:34Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:33Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:32Caption #-73
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:31Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:30Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:29Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:28Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:26Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:25Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:24Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:24Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:22Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:19Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:18Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:17Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:16Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:15Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:14Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:13Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:12Caption #958
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:11Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:10Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:09Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:08Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:07Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:06Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:05Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:04Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:03Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:02Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:01Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:59Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:59Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:57Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:56Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:55Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:54Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:53Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:52Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:51Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:50Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:49Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:48Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:47Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:46Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:45Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:44Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:43Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:42Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:41Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:40Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:40Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:38Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:37Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:36Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:35Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:34Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:33Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:32Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:31Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:30Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:29Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:28Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:27Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:26Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:25Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:24Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:23Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:22Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:21Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:20Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:19Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:18Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:17Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:15Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:14Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:13Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:09Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:08Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:07Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:06Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:05Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:04Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:03Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:02Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:01Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:00Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:59Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:58Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:57Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:56Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:55Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:54Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:53Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:52Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:51Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:50Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:49Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:48Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:47Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:46Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:45Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:44Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:43Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:42Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:41Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:40Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:39Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:38Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:37Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:36Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:35Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:34Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:33Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:32Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:29Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:25Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:21Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:17Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:13Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:12Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:11Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:10Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:09Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:08Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:07Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:06Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:05Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:04Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:03Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:02Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:01Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:00Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:59Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:58Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:57Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:56Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:55Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:54Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:53Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:52Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:51Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:50Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:49Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:48Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:47Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:46Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:45Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:43Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:41Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:40Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:39Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:38Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:37Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:36Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:35Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:34Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:33Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:32Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:31Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:30Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:29Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:28Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:27Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:26Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:25Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:24Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:23Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:21Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:20Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:19Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:18Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:17Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:16Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:15Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:14Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:13Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:12Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:11Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:10Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:09Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:08Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:07Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:06Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:05Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:04Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:03Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:02Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:01Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:00Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:59Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:58Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:57Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:56Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:55Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:54Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:53Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:51Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:50Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:48Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:47Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:46Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:45Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:44Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:41Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:40Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:39Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:38Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:37Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:33Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:32Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:30Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:29Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:28Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:27Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:25Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:24Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:22Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:21Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:17Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:13Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:12Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:11Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:10Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:09Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:07Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:06Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:05Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:01Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:00Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:59Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:57Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:56Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:53Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:52Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:51Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:50Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:49Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:46Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:45Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:44Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:43Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:41Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:40Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:39Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:38Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:37Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:36Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:35Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:34Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:31Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:30Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:29Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:28Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:26Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:25Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:22Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:21Caption #-89
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:20Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:19Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:18Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:17Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:16Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:14Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:13Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:11Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:09Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:08Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:07Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:06Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:05Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:04Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:03Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:01Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:00Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:57Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:56Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:55Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:54Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:51Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:49Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:45Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:43Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:41Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:39Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:38Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:37Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:36Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:34Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:33Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:31Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:30Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:29Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:28Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:25Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:24Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:22Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:19Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:18Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:17Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:14Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:13Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:12Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:11Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:10Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:09Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:06Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:03Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:02Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:01Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:00Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:59Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:58Caption #406

Board [Post Message]

PUN'D!

I am off work today, so I will be in and out.

I will still read and see everything, just in batches.

Beatrice: Don't forget your Lamb, keep the coded cables rolling, also continue to send microdots.


There are 25 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> Ooops
<3Suns> ...story.news.yahoo.com...

Tulip, introduced to Hawaii last August, is trying to unseat Spam from its throne as Hawaii's undisputed king of canned luncheon meat since World War II.

So how is this under "Top Stories" ??

<mypalmike> It's all special pre-election news coverage. We're supposed to associate Spam with the internet, thus Al Gore, thus Tipper Gore, which rhymes with Gipper... I'm sure you can see where this is going.
<guyPaulo> Its no less frivolous than the marijuana-frozen chicken story at
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<mypalmike> Or the firehouse that caught on fire...
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<mypalmike> By the way, great pun to start off the day, Mort.
<Lauren> Yes, Mort... you've still got teh funny.
<Mort> teh obvious pun.
<Lauren> Here's a little quiz for you all... I only got 17 out of 20 right, but still that was enough to put me above the vast majority of Americans.

...www.netcartoon.net...

<guyPaulo> I got 13 right......I'm so ashamed!
<Jmofwiw> I got 17, too. I looked at the results page and note that the average score for Americans is 12.66 for non-Americans it's 13.29. Given the trivial nature of many of the questions, I wonder if the difference of less than one point is even statistically significant. At any rate, they certainly do have an editorial slant to their test.
<morticia> 17....I am kind of ashamed...I think I should have scored higher. Stupid capital of New Zealand.
<3Suns> I got 18. Although I admit I used test logic to guess a lot of them, like the date of the Spanish civil war. And come on, the name of the Beatles' first venue isn't exactly important knowledge.
<Beatrice> Rudy got air sick all over the equipment stop cable delayed full stop
<David Byrden> A heartfelt thanks to Mel Gibson! Because until now, when I had the need to see men stripped, tortured, mutilated and flayed, I had to get expensive video tapes sent from Europe in plain brown envelopes.
<David Byrden> Woohoo! I scored 19 in the quiz! I win an American!
<guyPaulo> Bah! It's just a plot to make honest, God-fearing Americans feel ashamed for our lack of foreigner trivia. Who cares what the capital of Norway is? If anything important happened there anyway, Fox News would cover it for us!!! ;)
<H. Monkey> Suggestion for Mort: an RSS feed. Am willing to assist if desired.
<guyPaulo> I don't know to set up an RSS feed, but I do know how to convert HTML into XHTML 1.0 Strict (which is itself XML). If you need help with that end of it, Mort, let me know.

Good lord, maybe we can turn MEP into some bizarre, open-source project. Like Mozilla, but with funny captions about boobies.

<MLimburg> I was seriously thinking about writing up the concept of mostemailed as a module for XOOPS .. but then I ditched XOOPS as a development environment. But then, I restarted working on phpBB2 ... so it could fit in really quite well.
<3Suns> Yes David, you win an American. Here, take guyPaulo, he only scored a 13.
<guyPaulo> Doh! Stupid smarty-type people think you're SOOO MUCH SMARTER than the rest of us just because you know more stuff.
<Mort> I already encode MEP onto microdots and send it everyday to HQ on the moon.

The invasion has begun.

<Mort> What are the advantages of the RSS feed?
<David Byrden> Hey, I do a lot of XML and XSLT stuff....can I help?


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post