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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/28/2005 by Fu Manchu
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"Say, Bob, your crack feels mighty smooth today!"

"Yeah, I got my bikini line waxed."

"But real men never wax!"


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Lets all spend the day killing the imperialistic dogs, or whatever Fu Manchu was famous for.

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<mypalmike> Mort's been neglec busy lately. :)
<Mickey Lousefur> Mort you are breaking my Mary Hart.
<JP> Is first prize a Hot Carl?
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