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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/22/2003 by Luminaire
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The first job I ever had was as a waiter at the Renaissance Chicken Shack. Every day I'd drive home tired, fuschia cape soaked in grease, knowing that better opportunities awaited me upon graduation.

That was five years ago; I'm now the "office bitch" at a large corporation, and the only thing missing is the uniform. I'm too miserable for sex, even.

One of these days I'm just going to march into the office and burn that mother down. Maybe tomorrow.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Luminaire> It's not my best, but I'm having a terrible day at work.
<blue> I understand completely, after I leave some comments I am going to add a bad caption and then die a slow boring office death.
<Roger Mexico> Reading this entry is enough for a slow boring death.
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