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Yet I should kill thee with much cherishing. Good night, good night. Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.

Romeo slew him, he slew Mercutio. Who now the price of his dear blood doth owe.
And for that offence immediately we do exile him hence.

A cup closed in my true love's hand? Poison I see hath been his timeless end.
Yea noise? Then I'll be brief. O happy dagger! This is thy sheath; there rust, and let me die.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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Day 5 of German week.

Condensed story of woe, that of Juliet and her Romeo. Three frames of William Shakespeare prose that hopefully captures the essence of the great play. I guess these captions are far from brash and amusing and are instead deep and solemn. Using the same style, humour and content all the time will only move the site swiftly from similarity to mundane banality.

Much like the German Most Emailed Photos list.

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