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Most Emailed Photos - 05/26/2004 by David Byrden
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Fellow Americans, our land can once more be a safe, rich place, where chaste white Christian maidens frolic on the church lawn.

All you have to do, is grant me new security powers, and get rid of that Amendment thingy... what's it called? the Something-Tution?

All I need is the ability to arrest any living being that looks "different".
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> What good is that if they're chaste maidens?
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