I was in the desert, the air was cold, the ground was hot. Some rabbits came for me, their fur was red and matted. I asked of them, "If I go with you, will you tell my friends?"
They just stared at me with their beady red eyes, the one closest to me wrinkled it's nose, I took that as a yes.
Do not fear for me good people, I am safe now underground, the tunnel is tight, but the lettuce is good.