[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 12/14/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Dave, I know what you are asking? How did I deal with going from living in huge palaces, to hiding out in holes in the ground?

I used to sit there in the dark, all cold and alone...

I took to making little statues of myself out of mud and ordering rats to hide my weapons of mass destruction.

But cockroaches started invading my hole in their little tanks...

So that's when I decided to come out in the open and release my new Christmas CD, with Celine Dion.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 380 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:37Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:36Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:35Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:34Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:33Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:32Caption #-70
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:31Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:30Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:29Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:28Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:27Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:22Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:21Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:20Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:19Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:18Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:17Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:16Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:14Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:14Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:13Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:10Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:08Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:07Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:06Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:05Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:04Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:03Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:01Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:00Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:59Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:57Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:56Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:55Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:54Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:49Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:47Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:45Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:44Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:43Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:42Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:39Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:37Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:36Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:35Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:34Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:33Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:32Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:26Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:25Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:23Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:22Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:21Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:19Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:18Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:17Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:16Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:15Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:13Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:10Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:09Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:08Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:07Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:06Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:05Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:04Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:02Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:00Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:59Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:57Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:54Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:53Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:52Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:51Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:50Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:49Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:46Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:45Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:43Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:42Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:41Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:40Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:39Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:38Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:37Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:36Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:35Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:34Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:33Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:30Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:28Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:27Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:25Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:22Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:18Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:14Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:14Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:12Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:11Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:10Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:09Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:06Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:05Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:03Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:02Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:00Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:58Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:54Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:53Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:51Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:50Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:49Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:48Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:45Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:44Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:43Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:42Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:41Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:38Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:37Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:36Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:33Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:32Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:31Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:26Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:25Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:24Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:23Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:21Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:20Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:19Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:17Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:15Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:14Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:13Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:10Caption #-68
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:09Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:08Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:07Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:06Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:05Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:04Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:03Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:02Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:01Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:00Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:59Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:58Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:57Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:56Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:55Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:53Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:50Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:49Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:47Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:45Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:43Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:41Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:40Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:38Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:37Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:34Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:33Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:29Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:28Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:27Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:26Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:25Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:23Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:22Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:21Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:18Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:17Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:14Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:13Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:09Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:06Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:05Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:01Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:00Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:59Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:57Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:56Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:54Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:53Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:49Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:46Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:45Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:41Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:38Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:37Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:36Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:35Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:34Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:33Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:32Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:31Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:30Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:29Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:28Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:25Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:24Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:23Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:21Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:19Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:18Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:16Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:15Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:13Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:10Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:09Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:05Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:03Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:02Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:01Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:00Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:59Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:58Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:57Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:56Caption #962
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:55Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:54Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:53Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:50Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:49Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:47Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:45Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:43Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:41Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:40Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:39Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:38Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:37Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:36Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:35Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:34Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:33Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:32Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:31Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:29Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:27Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:25Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:23Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:22Caption #6.1
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:19Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:18Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:17Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:13Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:11Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:09Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:06Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:05Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:04Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:01Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:00Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:57Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:56Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:53Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:51Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:50Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:49Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:47Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:46Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:43Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:41Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:40Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:37Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:35Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:33Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:30Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:29Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:28Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:27Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:25Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:24Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:23Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:21Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:19Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:17Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:15Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:13Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:12Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:11Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:10Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:09Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:07Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:05Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:04Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:03Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:02Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:57Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:56Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:55Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:54Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:53Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:50Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:49Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:45Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:41Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:37Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:35Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:33Caption #-53
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:32Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:30Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:29Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:26Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:25Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:24Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:23Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:22Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:21Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:20Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:19Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:18Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:15Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:13Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:12Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:10Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:09Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:05Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:04Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:02Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:01Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:58Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:57Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:54Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:53Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:49Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:48Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:47Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:46Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:45Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:43Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:41Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:40Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:38Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:37Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:35Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:34Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:33Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:31Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:29Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:28Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:27Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:26Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:25Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:24Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:22Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:21Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:20Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:19Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:18Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:17Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:14Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:13Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:12Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:11Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:09Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:06Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:03Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:02Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:01Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:00Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:59Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:57Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:56Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:55Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:54Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:53Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:51Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:49Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:48Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:47Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:45Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:44Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:43Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:41Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:40Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:37Caption #120

Board [Post Message]

I feel like a ludite today, both my apple powerbook and my replayTv are in for servicing. Leaving me sitting here on my good old trusty 133 mhz PC updating the website, while looking at the manual to work out just how you set a vcr to record Alias.

<OMG>
I can't just select Alias in the tv listings to record it?
I actually have to work out what time it's on?
</WTF>

I feel so 90s, even the Amish have better technology than this right?


There are 18 messages for this day.
<Luminaire> Good lordy, monkeys, did y'all wake up extra early? It's only 8 am and there are already ten captions!
<yoyology> I remember when being able to program the VCR was a badge of honor. It gave me incredible power over my parents, who hadn't a clue.

I will now proceed to be crotchety and complain that kids today have it too easy.
<Lauren> What power I lost to the new VCR's I regained when my folks bought a computer with all sorts of accessories they couldn't figure out. As soon as they had that down, my sisters and I chipped in and bought them a DVD/VCR combo. You just have to keep working to keep them in the dark, yoyo.
<yoyology> All of that is fine when you still live with them. As soon as you move out on your own, though, it becomes a burden. When you can't e-mail pictures to your mom because she uses AOL and can't figure out their arcane attachments procedure, suddenly it's a big headache.
<Lauren> Haven't lived with my parents for 30 years. They see me as their electronic help desk. Last year, they flew me down to Florida to show them how to install and use their new scanner. It was pretty much plug-n-play, but I got a free vacation out of it, lol.
<yoyology> Aha! That's a different story.
<Mort> Pretty good caption day. I wonder if you can keep it up all week with the same 3 images of Saddam?
<Lauren> Aw, Mort, and I was so hoping for Antonio Cassano's pic to pop up tomorrow!
<yoyology> I find it interesting that Uday/Qusay and Osama have shown up today. People are drawing connections, it seems.
<Lauren> Osama was on the page for a few hours. Was it the beard (if you cover the top half of Saddam's face in the first shot here today, he is a dead ringer for the Taliban leader) or the fact, as everyone knows, that the Iraqis were behind 911? I am researching migration to Malta, anyone got a better idea?
<guyPaulo> WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA LAUREN? WHY MUST YOU GIVE SUPPORT TO OUR EVIL ENEMIES? Haikus support terrorism you know....
<Lauren> 'Hate' is a strong word;
it implies understanding.
'Fear' would be better.
<Lauren> I am beginning to feel like I am stuck in one of those sci fi stories where I am the only one left after some huge calamity of which I am unaware. Maybe you all moved and decided not to give me the new address....
<guyPaulo> Don't worry Lauren,
guyPaulo is here for you....
Please don't cry like that.
<Lauren> Eleven hundred
miles between us. Otherwise
I'd have to hug you.

I got stood up by my dog-walking buddy this morning at 5:30 and I have been getting answering machines whenever I call anyone. No one has called me back. With that and the state of MoPho, I was beginning to go mad. Mad I tell you. Thanks for being there, guyPaulo.

<guyPaulo> Haiku's are becoming popular again!
<yoyology> Haiku is the new black.
<Lauren> Damn, yoyo, I wish I'd said that.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post