[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 12/14/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Dave, I know what you are asking? How did I deal with going from living in huge palaces, to hiding out in holes in the ground?

I used to sit there in the dark, all cold and alone...

I took to making little statues of myself out of mud and ordering rats to hide my weapons of mass destruction.

But cockroaches started invading my hole in their little tanks...

So that's when I decided to come out in the open and release my new Christmas CD, with Celine Dion.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 371 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:24Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:23Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:22Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:20Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:19Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:18Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:16Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:15Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:14Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:12Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:08Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:06Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:05Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:04Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:01Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:00Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker07:41:58Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker07:41:57Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker07:41:55Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker07:41:54Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker07:41:53Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker07:41:52Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker07:41:51Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker07:41:50Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker07:41:49Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker07:41:45Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker07:41:44Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker07:41:43Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker07:41:42Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker07:41:41Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker07:41:40Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker07:41:39Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker07:41:38Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker07:41:37Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker07:41:36Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker07:41:35Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker07:41:34Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker07:41:33Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker07:41:32Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker07:41:30Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker07:41:28Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker07:41:26Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker07:41:24Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker07:41:22Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker07:41:21Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker07:41:19Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker07:41:15Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker07:41:12Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker07:41:11Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker07:41:09Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker07:41:08Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker07:41:07Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker07:41:05Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker07:41:04Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker07:41:02Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker07:41:01Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker07:41:00Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker07:40:59Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker07:40:58Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker07:40:57Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker07:40:56Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker07:40:55Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker07:40:53Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker07:40:52Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker07:40:49Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker07:40:48Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker07:40:47Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker07:40:46Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker07:40:45Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker07:40:44Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker07:40:43Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker07:40:41Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker07:40:38Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker07:40:37Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker07:40:34Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker07:40:33Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker07:40:31Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker07:40:30Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker07:40:29Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker07:40:26Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker07:40:25Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker07:40:24Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker07:40:22Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker07:40:21Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker07:40:18Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker07:40:16Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker07:40:15Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker07:40:14Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker07:40:13Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:40:12Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker07:40:11Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker07:40:09Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker07:40:07Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker07:40:04Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker07:40:03Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker07:40:02Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:59Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:56Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:55Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:53Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:52Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:51Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:48Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:44Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:41Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:40Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:39Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:38Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:37Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:36Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:35Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:34Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:33Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:29Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:28Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:25Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:21Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:20Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:19Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:18Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:17Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:16Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:15Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:14Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:13Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:12Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:11Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:10Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:09Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:06Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:04Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:02Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:01Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:59Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:58Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:56Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:55Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:52Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:51Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:49Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:47Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:45Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:43Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:40Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:39Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:37Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:36Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:32Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:31Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:28Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:25Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:23Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:21Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:17Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:16Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:15Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:14Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:10Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:06Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:04Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:03Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:01Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:00Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:59Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:58Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:56Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:55Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:54Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:53Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:52Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:48Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:46Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:45Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:44Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:43Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:42Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:40Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:37Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:35Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:33Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:32Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:29Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:26Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:24Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:22Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:20Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:18Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:15Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:12Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:11Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:10Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:09Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:08Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:07Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:06Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:05Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:04Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:02Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:01Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:00Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:59Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:57Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:56Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:54Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:53Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:51Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:50Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:49Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:48Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:47Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:45Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:44Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:42Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:38Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:34Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:30Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:28Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:27Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:26Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:25Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:24Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:23Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:21Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:20Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:19Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:18Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:17Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:16Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:14Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:12Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:11Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:09Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:07Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:05Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:04Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:03Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:01Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:00Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker07:35:58Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker07:35:57Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker07:35:56Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker07:35:54Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker07:35:53Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker07:35:51Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker07:35:50Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker07:35:49Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker07:35:48Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker07:35:47Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker07:35:44Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker07:35:43Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker07:35:40Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker07:35:38Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker07:35:37Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker07:35:36Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker07:35:33Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker07:35:29Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker07:35:25Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker07:35:22Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker07:35:21Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker07:35:20Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker07:35:19Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker07:35:18Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker07:35:16Caption #-62
Mr. NonameLurker07:35:15Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker07:35:11Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker07:35:08Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker07:35:07Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker07:35:04Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker07:35:03Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker07:35:00Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:59Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:58Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:57Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:56Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:55Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:53Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:52Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:51Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:50Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:48Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:46Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:45Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:44Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:42Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:40Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:39Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:38Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:37Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:36Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:35Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:34Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:33Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:32Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:28Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:27Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:25Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:24Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:21Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:20Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:19Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:18Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:17Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:16Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:15Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:14Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:11Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:08Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:08Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:06Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:05Caption #-86
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:04Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:02Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:01Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:00Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:59Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:58Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:57Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:56Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:53Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:51Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:50Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:48Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:46Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:44Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:43Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:39Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:36Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:34Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:32Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:31Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:29Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:27Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:26Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:25Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:23Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:22Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:21Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:18Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:17Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:16Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:15Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:11Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:10Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:09Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:08Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:07Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:04Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:03Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:01Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:59Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:58Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:55Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:54Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:53Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:51Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:47Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:44Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:43Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:41Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:40Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:39Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:37Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:35Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:34Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:33Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:32Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:31Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:30Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:27Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:25Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:24Caption #12

Board [Post Message]

I feel like a ludite today, both my apple powerbook and my replayTv are in for servicing. Leaving me sitting here on my good old trusty 133 mhz PC updating the website, while looking at the manual to work out just how you set a vcr to record Alias.

<OMG>
I can't just select Alias in the tv listings to record it?
I actually have to work out what time it's on?
</WTF>

I feel so 90s, even the Amish have better technology than this right?


There are 18 messages for this day.
<Luminaire> Good lordy, monkeys, did y'all wake up extra early? It's only 8 am and there are already ten captions!
<yoyology> I remember when being able to program the VCR was a badge of honor. It gave me incredible power over my parents, who hadn't a clue.

I will now proceed to be crotchety and complain that kids today have it too easy.
<Lauren> What power I lost to the new VCR's I regained when my folks bought a computer with all sorts of accessories they couldn't figure out. As soon as they had that down, my sisters and I chipped in and bought them a DVD/VCR combo. You just have to keep working to keep them in the dark, yoyo.
<yoyology> All of that is fine when you still live with them. As soon as you move out on your own, though, it becomes a burden. When you can't e-mail pictures to your mom because she uses AOL and can't figure out their arcane attachments procedure, suddenly it's a big headache.
<Lauren> Haven't lived with my parents for 30 years. They see me as their electronic help desk. Last year, they flew me down to Florida to show them how to install and use their new scanner. It was pretty much plug-n-play, but I got a free vacation out of it, lol.
<yoyology> Aha! That's a different story.
<Mort> Pretty good caption day. I wonder if you can keep it up all week with the same 3 images of Saddam?
<Lauren> Aw, Mort, and I was so hoping for Antonio Cassano's pic to pop up tomorrow!
<yoyology> I find it interesting that Uday/Qusay and Osama have shown up today. People are drawing connections, it seems.
<Lauren> Osama was on the page for a few hours. Was it the beard (if you cover the top half of Saddam's face in the first shot here today, he is a dead ringer for the Taliban leader) or the fact, as everyone knows, that the Iraqis were behind 911? I am researching migration to Malta, anyone got a better idea?
<guyPaulo> WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA LAUREN? WHY MUST YOU GIVE SUPPORT TO OUR EVIL ENEMIES? Haikus support terrorism you know....
<Lauren> 'Hate' is a strong word;
it implies understanding.
'Fear' would be better.
<Lauren> I am beginning to feel like I am stuck in one of those sci fi stories where I am the only one left after some huge calamity of which I am unaware. Maybe you all moved and decided not to give me the new address....
<guyPaulo> Don't worry Lauren,
guyPaulo is here for you....
Please don't cry like that.
<Lauren> Eleven hundred
miles between us. Otherwise
I'd have to hug you.

I got stood up by my dog-walking buddy this morning at 5:30 and I have been getting answering machines whenever I call anyone. No one has called me back. With that and the state of MoPho, I was beginning to go mad. Mad I tell you. Thanks for being there, guyPaulo.

<guyPaulo> Haiku's are becoming popular again!
<yoyology> Haiku is the new black.
<Lauren> Damn, yoyo, I wish I'd said that.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post