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Most Emailed Photos - 01/06/2005 by Axolotl
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Shells or tough skin.

Hard to eat.


Fur that gets stuck in your teeth.

Not worth the effort.


Hairless beachmonkey.

Just pink and soft.

Delicious!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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