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Most Emailed Photos - 01/05/2005 by Mort
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You can't escape from me you know!
I am just too fast for you.

Now give me back the secret hard drive, the data in there will finally clear up the mystery

of why people spend $7 on a lousy cup of coffee.
(Reuters)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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I watched Alias last night, the two hour season opener, once again they hit the damn reset button and dumbed it down to get new viewers. Once again they shoved Sidney into stereotypically sexy outfits for no reason (not that I am complaining) other than trying to get ratings; running through Shanghai in a school girl outfit was of course a great visual, but why?

It's catering to the lowest common denominator that made local radio so awful, not that TV hasn't been doing that for years, but why take a cool fast paced, intelligent and weird show and then try your best to lose your long time fans?

Wow this is an actual rant :) . I will keep watching, mainly because Lost is the best show on TV.
There are 3 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I don't get any "regular" networks (CBS, NBC, ABC, Fox) because of my crappy satelite TV service.
<ElvisThePelvis> I don't believe in TV. It does not exist. I don't know what Alias is and Lost is Lost to me. I do download movies and watch them on my computer monitor or tv. My wife and kids watch PBS on our $13.95/mo cable plan since we live to far away from a population center to get tv via the airwaves. But they put a cable out here in the middle of nowhere. Oh yeah, I am a smelly hippy too...
<Lauren> I don't know how I would ever get to sleep without a television and a soft blanket. Usually, I am out like a light within 5 to 7 minutes of sitting down in front of the tube.


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