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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/04/2005 by Axolotl
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She offered to introduce me to her furry friend...


..when I was happy just hanging out with the twins!


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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This week's furry friend is


Snuggled up close behind him was mypalmike, Lauren and Kumiho.

There are 7 messages for this day.
<Mort> Ok everything back to normal. The fill in script seems to suck the soul out of the website.
<mypalmike> It just ain't the same without ya, Mort.

Well, I guess it would be similar if someone else were to manually set up the site every day.

I mean, it's really just the automation script that is the problem.

Well, then again, if the script automatically pulled in the current top 3 photos, rather than random old ones, it would be almost as good as when you're here.

Actually, if the script pulled in the top 3 current photos that aren't repeats from before, also obviously rejecting Celine Dion photos (using modern facial recognition technology), you'd be completely unnecessary here.

<Axolotl> It would be really hard to write fun captions with tsunami disaster photos though...
<Axolotl> Oh, welcome back Mort! Hope you had a good time in Mexico.
<Mort> Well that is why I delayed until now, I really didn't feel like using the tsuami photos. Also I was meant to be on that beach this christmas, we were trying to go to Phuket instead of Mexico.
<Kumiho> Oof. Luck you got Mexico instead, huh?
<Mort> My internet is too slow to update tonight, morning PST update instead.

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