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Most Emailed Photos - 10/27/2004 by Lauren
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After he smashed my child's face in, she was disconsolate.

I tried explaining that he was of no importance, just a little man standing in the shadows of the big boys.

Nothing but a mother's love can vanquish the anguish of her young.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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