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Most Emailed Photos - 12/02/2004 by mypalmike
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An increasing number of Navy personnel have deformed hands. It appears to be interfering with their abilities to rig a ship.

One study shows that it is taking new recruits nearly twice as long to tie knots now than just a few decades ago.

This man's hand is obviously deformed. If he were to join the Navy, he could be putting our national security in jeopardy.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> Quite punny!

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