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Most Emailed Photos - 11/21/2004 by Mort
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Hey Suzy, take these!

Argghh LOCUSTS!! NO!!!!

There has to be a less violent way to tell your school crush you fancy them.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<3Suns> A British hooligan in the streets of Belgium. The typical Briton is polite, witty and phlegmatic, but lacks a certain style and has a dental hygiene issue while having an occasional drinking problem

What the hell kind of journalism is that??

<Pedro Gonzales> Fuck, this journo seems to really have done his research. Being English myself, I'd like to thank the author, and while remaining unemotional, clarify that I have three teeth left in my whole mouth, and would like to go further into this, but have to leave as I have a sudden yearn for a Vodka.
<Mort> I was somewhat amused by that description. I think the author might also have a drinking problem.


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