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Most Emailed Photos - 09/15/2004 by 3Suns
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I used to worship at the feet of women. It wasn't until later that I got a look under their clothes and saw that they are all fake plastic barbie-dolls inside.

And then I learned about Original Sin, and how the evil Serpent and Eve tricked Adam into betraying the Lord.

And that, Bill, is why I think this world needs more down-to-earth man-love.


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<Lauren> Brilliant! And pretty darned funny, too...

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