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Most Emailed Photos - 10/06/2004 by apple juice is a verb
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Unhappy with their lot in life, they designed their churches with the sharp end pointed squarely at God's throat.

Not one to leave rebellion unsupressed, God cursed them with the most delicious (and sedative) foods in the world.

After thinking about it for a few minutes more, he created himself some protection for the pointy thing---just to be safe.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Luminaire> And it was good.
<mypalmike> Gotta be careful of the pointy thing, even if you are all-powerful.
<Kumiho> 
<mywifesmoney> probe-ably not a good idea to goose god.

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