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Unhappy with their lot in life, they designed their churches with the sharp end pointed squarely at God's throat.

Not one to leave rebellion unsupressed, God cursed them with the most delicious (and sedative) foods in the world.

After thinking about it for a few minutes more, he created himself some protection for the pointy thing---just to be safe.
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There are 4 comments for this caption.

<Luminaire> And it was good.
<mypalmike> Gotta be careful of the pointy thing, even if you are all-powerful.
<Kumiho> 
<mywifesmoney> probe-ably not a good idea to goose god.

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