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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/30/2004 by ilander89
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The trouble with having your implants replaced every year is that everyone wonders where the old ones went.

I like to lie to them, and say that they went to a better place.

But c'mon. Have you seen how much cat toys are going for nowadays?


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<superwoman biatch> You mean Patches has been playing cat-and-mouse with a used boobie all this time?
<mypalmike> Love it.

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