[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 08/07/2003 by mrfnord
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"Oh God, please release me from this animal hell...you took away my torso and my frigging neck is killing me!"

Blitzen


"God, I know I was a naughty doggie...but I don't want to spend eternity as Siegfriend & Roy's credit card! They've run up millions in buttplugs alone!"

Noodles


"Ha ha ha! Suffer!"

Jahweh, evil god of the Old Testiment

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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