"Oh God, please release me from this animal hell...you took away my torso and my frigging neck is killing me!"
"God, I know I was a naughty doggie...but I don't want to spend eternity as Siegfriend & Roy's credit card! They've run up millions in buttplugs alone!"
"Ha ha ha! Suffer!"
Jahweh, evil god of the Old Testiment
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