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Most Emailed Photos - 09/29/2004 by guyPaulo
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My career as a fashion designer was short lived. A critical flaw in my dresses caused them to spontaneously unravel in the rear at inappropriate momments.

My career as a sexual predator also didn't last long. After disguising myself as a pillow one night to fondle that cute Asian teen down the street, I was racked with guilt and never did it again. (wink-wink nod-nod)

Of course, with the money I made selling mpeg's of my "pillow incident" on the Internet, I was able to retire and buy some really cool toys.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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