Detective Jabronie surveyed the crime scene. The victim, a 60-ton sperm whale whose business in downtown Taipei was unknown, had been shot through the stomach with a 60cc Suzuki motor scooter.
He had the clues, but he just couldn't put them together. Who would have the moxie (or the firepower) to whack a whale? His search led him deep into the mountains to a secluded castle.
A wild-haired man opened the door.
"Are you the man who builds trebuchets?" asked Detective Jabronie.
The man just smiled and ushered him in.
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