Bite the heads off my cave mates will you? I'll put a hole in your lip so large that you'll never get laid again! And Mr. Squeakers did just that, avenging his 500 brothers and sisters before making a break for freedom.
Dimbo, taking a nap beneath his mum woke with a start as the flying wolf rat tried to hide in his ear.
"Uh... aren't you suppose to be flying into humans' hair?" Dimbo asked.
"I tried. Have you seen how much hair gel they use? It's like fdlying into a titanium wall."
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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