"Somewhere out there beneath the pale moonlight Someone's thinking of me and loving me tonight"
"And even though I know how very far apart we are It helps to think we might be wishing on the same bright star"
"Baby mine, don't you cry Baby mine, dry your eyes Rest your head close to my heart Never to part, baby of mine"
Sorry babe, but I just don't think that these Disney songs would make good background music for our next porno!
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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