The model rolled over, revealing the latest fashion in personal grooming...
Hirsutophiles all over the world rejoiced!
Sales of razors declined sharply, everywhere except around Utah.
Since no one has seen a utahian naked and lived, why it is so will remain unknown...
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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