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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 05/25/2004 by crazed_furbolg
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I'm on a mission from the President himself...

...to terminate drug-addled, washed-up former pop stars.

It's a dirty job. Some of these has-beens are so ugly...


...that you can no longer tell ass from head.
(AP)
(Reuters)
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 5 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> Very good one, crazed!
<ajiav> 
<3Suns> nice!
<Carol> Especially nice use of 3rd photo.
<ElvisThePelvis> The head is the one spewing forth noxious odors and comments.

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