"Look's like a disguse is in order." Lil grinned at me. I hate it when he/she/it gets that look in his/her/its eye.
"Let me guess, eXtreme Makeover?" I sighed.
"Right-o. Now, which of these lovely AKA champions do you want to look like?" Lil plopped a magazine down in from of me.
"The things I do for Cheif Mort." I sighed a second time.