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Most Emailed Photos - 07/26/2004 by Agent Kumi
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The trip to Italy was fraught with dangers. Crazy drivers, trigger happy anti-Greens, and an earthquake. In the end we had to swim across the Po River.

Sneaking into the pagent was harder than I anitcipated. After running into the thrid such goon Lil and I retreated to talk stratgy.

"Look's like a disguse is in order." Lil grinned at me. I hate it when he/she/it gets that look in his/her/its eye.

"Let me guess, eXtreme Makeover?" I sighed.

"Right-o. Now, which of these lovely AKA champions do you want to look like?" Lil plopped a magazine down in from of me.

"The things I do for Cheif Mort." I sighed a second time.



The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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