So we made out when we thought no one was watching.
She asked me to touch her breast,
which was easy because it had me completely surrounded!
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The challenge was to take the top 3
most
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.
Sorry for lateness, clear forgot about the internet until my hands were forced to touch keyboard again.
There are 10 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> Come back Yoyo! Everything is forgiven and the cat will be just fine!
Oh, I'm #2 in the new Orkut community!
<superwoman biatch> Just so everyone else knows...we got a new Orkut community setup today (it's under Most Emailed). The old one was moderated by Yoyo and no one new could join. This new one is not moderated by anyone (so anyone can join or leave posts)!!
<Kumiho> We forgive you Mort.
<Agent Kumi> And I apologize for the small novel I wrote.
<Luminaire> I thought the novel was a pretty novel idea.
<Agent Kumi>Sigh. Walked into that one.
<Mort> Gawd PUN'D.
<David Byrden> Come on now, people, let's be having none of that pun humour. Move along.
<guyPaulo> Please don't punish us, DB!
<Mort> No internet last night, putting something up now.