Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/24/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Bored with crushing puppies?

Pillaging and deflowering virgins not what it used to be?

Then fuck a dwarf today!

Call me at (555) WEE-SEXX!!

(AP)

(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:44:49 Scrawled on the board

Mr. Noname Lurker 19:25:25 Scrawled on the board

apple juice is a verb Caption Monkie 18:02:57 Alternatiphized #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:59:00 drooled over #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:55:29 drooled over #32

Current Users

There have been 71 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:16 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:56 Caption #581

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:50 Caption #219

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:45 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:34 Caption #558

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:33 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:32 Caption #383

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:31 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:05 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:55 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:17 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:52 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:44 Caption #696

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:36 Caption #235

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:12 Caption #506

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:06 Caption #117

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:01 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:49 Caption #382

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:48 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:47 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:46 Caption #275

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:45 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:44 Caption #494

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:42 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:41 Caption #818

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:40 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:38 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:28 Caption #181

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:15 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:19 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:11 Caption #889

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:09 Caption #871

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:08 Caption #337

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:07 Caption #506

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:06 Caption #206

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:02 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:57 Caption #385

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:45 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:41 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:34 Caption #732

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:30 Caption #917

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:21 Caption #262

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:16 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:07 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:06 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:05 Caption #237

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:03 Caption #479

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:02 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:57 Caption #119

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:39 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:36 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:05 Caption #569

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:02 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:53 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:37 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:28 Caption #907

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:26 Caption #686

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:24 Caption #380

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:23 Caption #48

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:22 Caption #193

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:20 Caption #176

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:08 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:05 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:01 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:57 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:55 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:44 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:34 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:33 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:27 Caption #580

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:20 Caption #323

Board

[Post Message]

Why can't it be Friday already? Or even better next Tuesday, when everyone is back from a three day weekend, nursing super hangovers, for once wishing it was Monday.

There are 13 messages for this day.

<Prettypache> Hi,first time at site.

<shininglion> I do not know, but Friday sure as hell sounds nice right now.

<obtuse> I don't have internet at home :(

<Mort> Welcome Prettypache.

Obtuse, I don't think we can be friends anymore.

<Kumiho> Poor Obtuse. I'll still be your friend.

<ajiav> You are not alone, obtuse...

<guyPaulo> Good luck to all tomorrow. I will be in NYC without Internet access. Toodles!

<Kumiho> Wow, GuyP, you're going to leave us alone, on Gest Wednesday?!

<Sav24u@yahoo.com> yea ONE prick and its gone (virginity)lol

<sav24u@yahoo.com> yea again ,FUCK a dwarf and u might getlucky.the bugger might put his head in

<sav24u@yahoo.com> These puppies look worth being crushed and minced.haha

<sav24u@yahoo.com> say hello to me someone

<good guy> hi all

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post