An interpreter is sent to Iraq, replacing the in-house propagandist. We find that they have only been trying to challenge us to an old-school Iraq vs America b-boy battle. America accepts.
Day 1: Fallujah
Rebels reveal what the U.N. inspectors refused to see ---the Mohammed 5600, a fire-breathing break-dancing machine whose extreme funkiness makes Islamic conversion among U.S. troops catchy like SARS.