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Most Emailed Photos - 01/13/2005 by guyPaulo
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So I'm sitting in my cubicle glaring at the screen, desperetely trying to make it work....

..but I just can't. I know that I've been pretty vulgar in the past, but I'm not a completely souless monster.....

....and I just CAN'T bring myself to make the "teenage-Asian-bukake-on-toast-smeared-into-the-shape-of-Pooh" joke that this is screaming for!
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