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Most Emailed Photos - 01/13/2005 by ElvisThePelvis
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"Gorillas In The Mist 2: Love Story"

When I first met her she was an ugly beast, but she loved to suck my carrot.

Since I was a journalist, I knew I could fix her up. So I sold a few hot stories to the respectable publications in town.

A few thousand hours of plastic surgery later and wham! the perfect girl. And she thinks the world of me because I am her little "Pooh Bear".


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<What?> ahh, how romantic, you made me cry

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