When I first met her she was an ugly beast, but she loved to suck my carrot.
Since I was a journalist, I knew I could fix her up. So I sold a few hot stories to the respectable publications in town.
A few thousand hours of plastic surgery later and wham! the perfect girl. And she thinks the world of me because I am her little "Pooh Bear".
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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