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Most Emailed Photos - 02/19/2004 by Eggs Ackley
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You can always be sure of the pure & unique source of "Panda Whizz" lager!

Our pandas are fed on mountain stream waters and crispy, crunchy bamboo until they are blissed-out with satisfaction and pissed out with bladder relief.

And now we can deliver to your home, frat house, or brothel in charming furry "Panda kegs"!!


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ElvisThePelvis> Panda Whizz!
<3Suns> I don't want to know where you put the tap...
<Lauren> Hahaha
<yoyology> Somebody's been to Cripple Creek, Colorado!
<mypalmike> Excellent.
<ajiav> pandas have brought out a lot of great captions, i'm noticing.

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