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Most Emailed Photos - 05/23/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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In the Messianic tradition of portents and omens, the signs from the ocean are visible and clear.


Inferior to the superior
Restictive ways to live
Enter the lists against the conqueror
Oppression is not destructive

The anti-christ has arisen!! Sing patriotic songs of un-holy praise!!!!


Subordinate to the domination
Life ruled by fear
Subordinate to the domination
Distinction, resist and persevere

And his advisors have been unleashed to savage the land with war and pestilence!!!


Trapped in prevailing insanity
Vindictive minds in restraint
Fortification of pugnacity
Life in a domain



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