After I got kicked outta high school, I worked in a dog washing emporium.
Ewww that was gross!
I figgered I preferred handling men's bits to dogs' bits, so I got a nice apartment and sat in the window to advertise my services.
Wouldja believe, there's some kinda LAW against sitting naked in your window!
So this me on the street with my new working clothes!
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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