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Most Emailed Photos - 02/09/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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I tried my hand as a butcher, but no one would eat my meat.

The stopped me from being a farmer since my smoke was way too sweet.

And now that I am a woman, I can't help but show you my teats.


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<ElvisThePelvis> I'm Back...
<Jmofwiw> Nice rhyme, fits the pictures. The missing part of the story? What led up to, "and now that I am a woman?" I've heard of a jack-of-all-trades, but that's extreme.
<3Suns> Welcome back Elvis.
<Axolotl> Elvis has returned to the building!
<guyPaulo> Welcome back Elvis! Nice teats, by the way.
<Carol> Glad you're back! They have some pretty good sex change clinics in New Zealand?
<gay guy yo> i like eggs
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