Schools of silent speeding hits flow fast all around us. Sometimes an inquisitve hit would bump it's nose against the glass, resisting the current to view my website.
The greater of these few hits sit uncomfortable off to the side unsure or unappreciative of the content. The rare ones fit it's style and substance snuggly.
Of these rare hits, sparodic few, through electronic devices write with wit such creative, insightful prose as:
"Dude hot electric pussy!"
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.
I read all of the amazing Scary Go Round today, written by the extremely talented and creative John Allison. I have been meaning to read it for a very long time, and seeing that I might meet him at Comic-con I thought today would be a good day to do it.
I will be at Comic-con on Sunday, wearing a white trash t-shirt (very descriptive), if you spot me, try not to kick me too hard.