The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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Mr. Noname	Lurker	22:25:38	Caption #793
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Simplicity rules.
Looking back at my captions I have found that the longer the caption the less impact the image has, as you read you lose track of the details of the image. I am not saying that all captions should be one liners or even less, just that Occam's Razor seems to work for captions. The simple story is always best.

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