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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/03/2004 by Lauren
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Just in case anyone is looking for ideas for Valentine's Day, I would like a diamond encrusted, platimun Hello Kitty.

I am planning to send each of you male monkies an Extreme Vodka girl.

And Carol will receive a visit from my sexy friend, Rob.
(Fashion Wire Daily)


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<Roger Mexico> How generous, Lauren. How kind-hearted. How provocative.
<3Suns> So are the girls just there for the evening, or are they going to stick around? And do they bring their own vodka?
<Carol> Uh... thanks? Well, it's the thought that counts! Glad you're back, Lauren!
<mypalmike> You're just trying to get Wednesday brownie points. It worked.
<ajiav> I can't accept the vodka girl. I would be in a lot of trouble.
<guyPaulo> Damn, Lauren must have got up early to be the first monkie in with a caption today.
<Lauren> I used to always be first, but then I started getting up before Mort posted the pix for the day and going back to bed until after everyone else had a shot. Unemployment has its disadvantages.
<guyPaulo> Next time Lauren, give me a nudge when you roll out of bed to post the first caption (wink-wink).
<Lauren> Then I'll NEVER get here....
<guyPaulo> ...

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