Just in case anyone is looking for ideas for Valentine's Day, I would like a diamond encrusted, platimun Hello Kitty.
I am planning to send each of you male monkies an Extreme Vodka girl.
And Carol will receive a visit from my sexy friend, Rob.
(Fashion Wire Daily)
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