Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/02/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Hump and Run: The naked defender humps the receiver at the start of the play in an attempt to throw him off.

American Football Terms

Fumble: When a breast carrier loses possession by dropping the breast; the first player to regain possession of the loose breast is said to make the recovery, and his team keeps the breast.

The Tight End: ...

(AFP)

(AP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 278 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:26 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:25 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:24 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:23 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:13 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:12 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:11 Caption #374

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:10 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:07 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:06 Caption #685

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:05 Caption #240

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:04 Caption #701

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:03 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:01 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:00 Caption #735

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:58 Caption #600

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:56 Caption #843

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:53 Caption #590

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:51 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:48 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:46 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:42 Caption #363

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:41 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:39 Caption #396

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:38 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:37 Caption #850

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:36 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:33 Caption #613

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:30 Caption #383

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:29 Caption #722

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:28 Caption #646

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:25 Caption #640

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:24 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:21 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:17 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:12 Caption #827

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:08 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:05 Caption #419

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:03 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:02 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:01 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:00 Caption #729

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:59 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:57 Caption #742

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:56 Caption #668

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:53 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:52 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:51 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:47 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:45 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:42 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:41 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:36 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:35 Caption #767

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:34 Caption #942

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:31 Caption #223

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:30 Caption #287

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:29 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:28 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:27 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:26 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:25 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:24 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:19 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:18 Caption #374

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:16 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:10 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:08 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:05 Caption #317

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:04 Caption #964

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:03 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:59 Caption #504

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:57 Caption #795

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:56 Caption #800

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:55 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:54 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:53 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:51 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:47 Caption #321

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:38 Caption #664

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:37 Caption #899

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:36 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:35 Caption #-17

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:34 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:32 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:29 Caption #589

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:21 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:18 Caption #424

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:17 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:12 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:11 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:10 Caption #221

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:07 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:06 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:04 Caption #718

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:55 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:54 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:51 Caption #363

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:50 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:49 Caption #569

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:39 Caption #819

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:35 Caption #773

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:31 Caption #223

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:28 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:24 Caption #730

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:23 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:17 Caption #419

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:16 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:15 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:10 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:09 Caption #563

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:07 Caption #790

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:59 Caption #675

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:58 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:57 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:56 Caption #-48

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:54 Caption #779

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:53 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:52 Caption #387

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:49 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:48 Caption #806

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:47 Caption #869

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:46 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:41 Caption #369

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:37 Caption #851

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:33 Caption #615

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:31 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:30 Caption #597

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:29 Caption #723

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:28 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:27 Caption #513

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:26 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:23 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:21 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:20 Caption #267

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:19 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:09 Caption #677

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:03 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:02 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:58 Caption #360

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:57 Caption #172

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:56 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:55 Caption #175

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:52 Caption #735

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:51 Caption #730

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:50 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:41 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:39 Caption #387

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:35 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:34 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:33 Caption #524

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:32 Caption #582

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:29 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:28 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:27 Caption #816

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:26 Caption #870

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:25 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:24 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:23 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:22 Caption #901

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:18 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:15 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:13 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:12 Caption #667

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:11 Caption #763

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:08 Caption #343

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:07 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:06 Caption #707

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:05 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:03 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:02 Caption #405

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:00 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:59 Caption #408

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:55 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:53 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:51 Caption #689

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:50 Caption #912

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:49 Caption #725

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:48 Caption #743

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:47 Caption #894

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:44 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:43 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:40 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:36 Caption #670

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:33 Caption #432

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:32 Caption #816

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:31 Caption #681

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:28 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:27 Caption #445

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:26 Caption #870

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:23 Caption #819

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:22 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:21 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:20 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:19 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:15 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:14 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:12 Caption #64

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:09 Caption #680

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:07 Caption #799

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:06 Caption #892

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:05 Caption #616

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:04 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:01 Caption #294

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:00 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:59 Caption #439

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:55 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:54 Caption #257

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:53 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:51 Caption #230

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:49 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:48 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:47 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:46 Caption #961

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:44 Caption #48

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:43 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:39 Caption #385

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:38 Caption #329

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:37 Caption #627

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:36 Caption #-2

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:35 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:33 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:31 Caption #231

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:27 Caption #404

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:25 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:23 Caption #556

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:20 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:19 Caption #403

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:18 Caption #736

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:16 Caption #647

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:15 Caption #819

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:11 Caption #-9

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:08 Caption #548

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:07 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:05 Caption #850

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:03 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:59 Caption #122

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:57 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:56 Caption #696

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:55 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:51 Caption #787

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:50 Caption #274

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:49 Caption #787

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:48 Caption #908

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:47 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:43 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:41 Caption #409

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:39 Caption #673

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:36 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:35 Caption #539

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:34 Caption #664

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:32 Caption #321

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:31 Caption #296

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:30 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:27 Caption #824

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:23 Caption #352

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:22 Caption #684

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:19 Caption #784

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:16 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:15 Caption #223

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:12 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:11 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:07 Caption #701

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:03 Caption #484

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:58:59 Caption #383

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:58:55 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:58:53 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:58:51 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:58:47 Caption #796

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:58:45 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:58:43 Caption #433

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:58:42 Caption #246

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:58:40 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:58:39 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:58:35 Caption #818

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:58:31 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:58:27 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:58:26 Caption #06

Board

[Post Message]

To Think! Just last week we were in passionate Patagonia, our perfectly pert posteriors supported by the soft cradling arms of former french foreign ministers. Our lips tantalized by the sheer decadence of champagne made from the hand crushing of live baby hedgehogs. The luxurious Patagonia air streamed through our hair as our speed boat sped past the lesser spotted speckled scarlet swans.

"I say!" I said, with a handsome smirk spread like Carmen Electra across my face, "Here is Regis Philburn, come to read classic Captain Kirk lines from your most favourite Star Trek episodes."

You giggled and blushed and drooled and snorted, but every second of it was pure bliss, my sweetest friend.

"I have a suprise for you!" you said, your dangeriously delicate, dusky, dulcet delivery caused finches to fly down and rest lovingly in your heavenly heaving busoms. You handed me a freshly removed lambs heart, and in front of me with laser red sharp nails you carved the letters "BFF"

"OMG! BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!" I exclaimed in a high pitched voice, reminiscent of a little japanese school girl who while lost and stuck in the Alps, had just finished eating the last of her school friends.

I was just about to, with bushy eyebrows arched, raven strands of back hair swirling, and mad rabid dog smile, agree to your terms...

when a man with loud speaker vocal chords shouted out across the lake,

"Boat #23 please come back to shore."

There are 28 messages for this day.

<David Byrden> Those are damn good captions!

<Pedro Gonzales> Love it!!- Maybe somebody can clarify the textbook definition of the "The Tight End" for me...?!

<obtuse> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"a handsome smirk spread like Carmen Electra across my face"

<guyPaulo> Sadley, I missed the Superbowl spectacle(s). I was watching Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

<yoyology> The Brazilian Bikini Girl has some staying power! Still on that front page after all this time.

<Mort> I just found this link hidden in the alt tag of Achewood ( ...www.achewood.co... ) -
...www.johannas-art.com...

<JulieK> Sweet.

<apple juice is a verb> When I get old and nostalgic for the decade I grew up in, am I too going to want a portrait of myself posing with my favorite MCs/DJs/Japanese shibuya-kei rockers?

<yoyology> I was wondering whether they'd do one of a fan giving Marilyn Manson head on stage. You think?

<Mort> Yes, quick email them and ask.

<guyPaulo> Uhhhh, or maybe not.

<yoyology> Dear Johanna-

I just LOVE your Stevie art! You do it so well. They just come out BEAUTIFUL.

I'm hoping you can help me. I know that Stevie is your absolute favorite performer, but do you ever do pictures of anybody else? The reason I ask is, my all-time favorite singer is GG Allin. He put so much of himself into his performances, but now he's gone, and I'd really like a picture of me with him to keep his memory alive.

Here's a website with some info about him: ...www.bizarremag.com... I have a lot of other good pictures. Please write back and tell me what you think.

Sincerely-
Allinfan835@hotmail.com

<Mort> Beautiful Yoyo, your dedication to such an idol brings a fresh tear to my eye.

Bravo!

<yoyology> Watch ...www.mailbucket.org... to see if she answers.

<Jellyloo> GG Allin was cute and fuzzy like a chinchilla. A chinchilla which did very naughty things on stage.

<Mort> Ssh don't tell anyone but I have a hedgehog, which is like a chinchilla cept so much better.
If you ask nicely I will let you see...

<Jellyloo> I demand photographic evidence.

<Mort> As you wish.

...www.mostemailed.com...
...www.mostemailed.com...
...www.mostemailed.com...

<Jellyloo> I think I am hyperventilating.

<Mort> Perhaps you should take it easy. If only you all could see it in person. I would have loved to play with a hedgehog when I was five years old.

<Jellyloo> I have always wanted a hedgehog. I blame Mrs. Tiggywinkle.

<Mort> I read Peter Rabbit this weekend, by coincidence. I sat all quiet and read it, smiling and gasping at every page turn.

<Farmer Brown> Who would name a rabbit Peter? I just call them all 'targets'.

<Peter Rabbit> I am sopping wet, inside this watering can. I must not let the farmer hear me shiver.

<Flopsy> I will point my paw at you and give you away...wait! What is this target painted on my fur?!

<Farmer Brown> I see you rabbit! I see you point. I will catch you thief!

<Mopsy> (one of those squeals that rabbits do)

<Peter Rabbit> (A splish and a splash, and an out of the watering can dash)

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post