[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/02/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



Hump and Run: The naked defender humps the receiver at the start of the play in an attempt to throw him off.

American Football Terms

Fumble: When a breast carrier loses possession by dropping the breast; the first player to regain possession of the loose breast is said to make the recovery, and his team keeps the breast.



The Tight End: ...
(AFP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 280 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:01Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:00Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:59Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:58Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:57Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:56Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:55Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:48Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:45Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:44Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:41Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:39Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:38Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:34Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:33Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:27Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:24Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:20Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:19Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:18Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:11Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:10Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:09Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:06Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:01Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:00Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:52Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:50Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:41Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:39Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:38Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:37Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:33Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:23Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:13Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:09Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:05Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:03Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:59Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:58Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:51Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:49Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:48Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:47Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:45Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:43Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:41Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:35Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:32Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:27Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:25Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:24Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:21Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:16Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:13Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:12Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:59Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:51Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:45Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:44Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:40Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:30Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:23Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:21Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:20Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:19Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:16Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:13Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:12Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:08Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:03Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:02Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:01Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:59Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:56Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:53Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:52Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:51Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:48Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:44Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:42Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:40Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:38Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:36Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:34Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:33Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:32Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:31Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:30Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:29Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:26Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:24Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:21Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:20Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:19Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:18Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:13Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:08Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:05Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:03Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:00Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:57Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:51Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:50Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:48Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:44Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:42Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:39Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:38Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:36Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:32Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:31Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:30Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:27Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:23Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:22Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:19Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:17Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:16Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:11Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:08Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:05Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:02Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:00Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:59Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:58Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:56Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:55Caption #-49
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:54Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:53Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:52Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:51Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:50Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:48Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:47Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:46Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:42Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:40Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:38Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:35Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:31Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:27Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:26Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:25Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:24Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:23Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:22Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:19Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:18Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:17Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:16Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:15Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:14Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:13Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:12Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:11Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:10Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:09Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:08Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:07Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:06Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:05Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:04Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:00Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:56Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:55Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:51Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:47Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:44Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:43Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:42Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:39Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:34Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:30Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:28Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:27Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:24Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:23Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:20Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:19Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:18Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:17Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:16Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:15Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:14Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:13Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:12Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:11Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:10Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:09Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:08Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:07Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:06Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:05Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:04Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:03Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:02Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:01Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:00Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:59Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:58Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:55Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:54Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:53Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:52Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:51Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:50Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:49Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:48Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:47Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:46Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:45Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:44Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:42Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:41Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:40Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:39Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:38Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:37Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:36Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:35Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:34Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:33Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:32Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:31Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:30Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:29Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:28Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:27Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:26Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:25Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:23Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:19Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:17Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:16Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:15Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:14Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:11Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:07Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:03Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:02Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:59Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:57Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:55Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:52Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:47Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:46Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:38Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:36Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:35Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:34Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:33Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:32Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:31Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:30Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:29Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:28Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:27Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:26Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:25Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:24Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:23Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:22Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:21Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:20Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:19Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:18Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:15Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:11Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:10Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:09Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:08Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:07Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:06Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:05Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:04Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:03Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:02Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:01Caption #485

Board [Post Message]

To Think! Just last week we were in passionate Patagonia, our perfectly pert posteriors supported by the soft cradling arms of former french foreign ministers. Our lips tantalized by the sheer decadence of champagne made from the hand crushing of live baby hedgehogs. The luxurious Patagonia air streamed through our hair as our speed boat sped past the lesser spotted speckled scarlet swans.

"I say!" I said, with a handsome smirk spread like Carmen Electra across my face, "Here is Regis Philburn, come to read classic Captain Kirk lines from your most favourite Star Trek episodes."

You giggled and blushed and drooled and snorted, but every second of it was pure bliss, my sweetest friend.

"I have a suprise for you!" you said, your dangeriously delicate, dusky, dulcet delivery caused finches to fly down and rest lovingly in your heavenly heaving busoms. You handed me a freshly removed lambs heart, and in front of me with laser red sharp nails you carved the letters "BFF"

"OMG! BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!" I exclaimed in a high pitched voice, reminiscent of a little japanese school girl who while lost and stuck in the Alps, had just finished eating the last of her school friends.

I was just about to, with bushy eyebrows arched, raven strands of back hair swirling, and mad rabid dog smile, agree to your terms...

when a man with loud speaker vocal chords shouted out across the lake,

"Boat #23 please come back to shore."


There are 28 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> Those are damn good captions!
<Pedro Gonzales> Love it!!- Maybe somebody can clarify the textbook definition of the "The Tight End" for me...?!
<obtuse> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"a handsome smirk spread like Carmen Electra across my face"

<guyPaulo> Sadley, I missed the Superbowl spectacle(s). I was watching Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
<yoyology> The Brazilian Bikini Girl has some staying power! Still on that front page after all this time.
<Mort> I just found this link hidden in the alt tag of Achewood ( ...www.achewood.co... ) -
...www.johannas-art.com...
<JulieK> Sweet.
<apple juice is a verb> When I get old and nostalgic for the decade I grew up in, am I too going to want a portrait of myself posing with my favorite MCs/DJs/Japanese shibuya-kei rockers?
<yoyology> I was wondering whether they'd do one of a fan giving Marilyn Manson head on stage. You think?
<Mort> Yes, quick email them and ask.
<guyPaulo> Uhhhh, or maybe not.
<yoyology> Dear Johanna-

I just LOVE your Stevie art! You do it so well. They just come out BEAUTIFUL.

I'm hoping you can help me. I know that Stevie is your absolute favorite performer, but do you ever do pictures of anybody else? The reason I ask is, my all-time favorite singer is GG Allin. He put so much of himself into his performances, but now he's gone, and I'd really like a picture of me with him to keep his memory alive.

Here's a website with some info about him: ...www.bizarremag.com... I have a lot of other good pictures. Please write back and tell me what you think.

Sincerely-
Allinfan835@hotmail.com

<Mort> Beautiful Yoyo, your dedication to such an idol brings a fresh tear to my eye.

Bravo!

<yoyology> Watch ...www.mailbucket.org... to see if she answers.
<Jellyloo> GG Allin was cute and fuzzy like a chinchilla. A chinchilla which did very naughty things on stage.
<Mort> Ssh don't tell anyone but I have a hedgehog, which is like a chinchilla cept so much better.
If you ask nicely I will let you see...
<Jellyloo> I demand photographic evidence.
<Mort> As you wish.

...www.mostemailed.com...
...www.mostemailed.com...
...www.mostemailed.com...

<Jellyloo> I think I am hyperventilating.
<Mort> Perhaps you should take it easy. If only you all could see it in person. I would have loved to play with a hedgehog when I was five years old.
<Jellyloo> I have always wanted a hedgehog. I blame Mrs. Tiggywinkle.
<Mort> I read Peter Rabbit this weekend, by coincidence. I sat all quiet and read it, smiling and gasping at every page turn.
<Farmer Brown> Who would name a rabbit Peter? I just call them all 'targets'.
<Peter Rabbit> I am sopping wet, inside this watering can. I must not let the farmer hear me shiver.
<Flopsy> I will point my paw at you and give you away...wait! What is this target painted on my fur?!
<Farmer Brown> I see you rabbit! I see you point. I will catch you thief!
<Mopsy> (one of those squeals that rabbits do)
<Peter Rabbit> (A splish and a splash, and an out of the watering can dash)


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post