[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/02/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



Hump and Run: The naked defender humps the receiver at the start of the play in an attempt to throw him off.

American Football Terms

Fumble: When a breast carrier loses possession by dropping the breast; the first player to regain possession of the loose breast is said to make the recovery, and his team keeps the breast.



The Tight End: ...
(AFP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 456 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:01Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:01Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:59Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:58Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:57Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:56Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:55Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:52Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:51Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:48Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:47Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:46Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:45Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:44Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:43Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:42Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:40Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:39Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:38Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:37Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:36Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:35Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:31Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:29Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:28Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:26Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:25Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:22Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:21Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:20Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:19Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:18Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:17Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:16Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:15Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:14Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:13Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:12Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:11Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:10Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:09Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:07Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:04Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:03Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:02Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:01Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:59Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:58Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:56Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:55Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:53Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:52Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:51Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:50Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:49Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:48Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:45Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:44Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:43Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:42Caption #-37
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:38Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:36Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:35Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:34Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:33Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:31Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:30Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:29Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:27Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:26Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:24Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:23Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:21Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:19Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:18Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:16Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:14Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:12Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:10Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:08Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:07Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:05Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:03Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:02Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:01Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:00Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:58Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:57Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:56Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:54Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:53Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:52Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:51Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:50Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:49Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:48Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:47Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:46Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:45Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:44Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:43Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:41Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:40Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:38Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:36Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:35Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:33Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:32Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:30Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:29Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:28Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:27Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:26Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:25Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:24Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:23Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:22Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:20Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:19Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:17Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:16Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:15Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:13Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:12Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:11Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:09Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:08Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:07Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:06Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:05Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:04Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:03Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:01Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:00Caption #983
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:58Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:57Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:56Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:55Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:54Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:51Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:50Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:49Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:47Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:43Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:42Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:40Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:37Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:35Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:33Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:30Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:28Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:27Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:26Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:25Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:23Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:22Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:20Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:18Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:17Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:14Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:13Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:12Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:11Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:10Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:08Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:07Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:06Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:05Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:03Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:01Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:00Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:59Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:57Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:56Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:54Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:53Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:52Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:50Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:49Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:47Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:46Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:45Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:44Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:43Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:42Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:41Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:39Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:38Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:37Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:36Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:35Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:32Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:31Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:30Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:29Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:28Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:27Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:26Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:25Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:24Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:21Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:19Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:17Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:15Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:14Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:13Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:12Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:11Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:07Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:06Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:05Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:04Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:03Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:02Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:01Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:00Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:59Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:58Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:57Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:55Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:54Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:51Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:48Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:46Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:45Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:44Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:41Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:40Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:38Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:36Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:35Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:33Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:32Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:30Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:29Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:28Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:27Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:26Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:24Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:22Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:20Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:17Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:16Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:14Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:11Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:10Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:09Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:08Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:06Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:05Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:04Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:03Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:02Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:01Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:00Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:59Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:58Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:57Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:56Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:55Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:54Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:53Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:52Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:51Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:50Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:48Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:47Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:46Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:44Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:43Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:42Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:40Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:39Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:38Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:36Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:35Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:34Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:33Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:32Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:29Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:28Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:27Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:26Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:25Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:24Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:23Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:21Caption #-79
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:20Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:19Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:18Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:17Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:16Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:15Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:14Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:13Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:12Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:11Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:10Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:09Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:08Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:07Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:07Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:05Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:04Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:03Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:02Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:01Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:00Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:59Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:57Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:56Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:55Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:54Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:52Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:49Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:48Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:46Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:44Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:43Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:42Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:40Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:39Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:38Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:37Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:36Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:35Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:34Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:33Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:32Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:31Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:30Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:29Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:27Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:24Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:23Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:22Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:21Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:20Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:19Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:18Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:17Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:16Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:15Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:14Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:13Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:12Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:09Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:08Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:07Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:06Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:05Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:04Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:03Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:02Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:01Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:00Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:59Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:58Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:57Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:56Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:55Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:54Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:53Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:52Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:51Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:50Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:49Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:48Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:47Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:46Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:45Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:44Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:43Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:42Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:41Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:40Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:39Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:38Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:37Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:36Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:35Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:34Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:33Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:32Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:31Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:30Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:29Caption #-70
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:28Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:27Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:25Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:24Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:23Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:22Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:21Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:20Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:19Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:18Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:12Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:10Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:08Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:07Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:05Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:04Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:02Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:01Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:00Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:59Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:58Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:57Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:56Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:55Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:54Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:53Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:52Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:51Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:49Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:47Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:44Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:43Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:42Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:41Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:40Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:38Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:37Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:36Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:35Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:34Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:33Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:32Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:31Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:30Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:29Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:28Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:27Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:26Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:25Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:24Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:23Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:22Caption #969
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:19Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:17Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:15Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:14Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:12Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:11Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:10Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:09Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:08Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:07Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:06Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:05Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:04Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:03Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:02Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:01Caption #308

Board [Post Message]

To Think! Just last week we were in passionate Patagonia, our perfectly pert posteriors supported by the soft cradling arms of former french foreign ministers. Our lips tantalized by the sheer decadence of champagne made from the hand crushing of live baby hedgehogs. The luxurious Patagonia air streamed through our hair as our speed boat sped past the lesser spotted speckled scarlet swans.

"I say!" I said, with a handsome smirk spread like Carmen Electra across my face, "Here is Regis Philburn, come to read classic Captain Kirk lines from your most favourite Star Trek episodes."

You giggled and blushed and drooled and snorted, but every second of it was pure bliss, my sweetest friend.

"I have a suprise for you!" you said, your dangeriously delicate, dusky, dulcet delivery caused finches to fly down and rest lovingly in your heavenly heaving busoms. You handed me a freshly removed lambs heart, and in front of me with laser red sharp nails you carved the letters "BFF"

"OMG! BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!" I exclaimed in a high pitched voice, reminiscent of a little japanese school girl who while lost and stuck in the Alps, had just finished eating the last of her school friends.

I was just about to, with bushy eyebrows arched, raven strands of back hair swirling, and mad rabid dog smile, agree to your terms...

when a man with loud speaker vocal chords shouted out across the lake,

"Boat #23 please come back to shore."


There are 28 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> Those are damn good captions!
<Pedro Gonzales> Love it!!- Maybe somebody can clarify the textbook definition of the "The Tight End" for me...?!
<obtuse> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"a handsome smirk spread like Carmen Electra across my face"

<guyPaulo> Sadley, I missed the Superbowl spectacle(s). I was watching Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
<yoyology> The Brazilian Bikini Girl has some staying power! Still on that front page after all this time.
<Mort> I just found this link hidden in the alt tag of Achewood ( ...www.achewood.co... ) -
...www.johannas-art.com...
<JulieK> Sweet.
<apple juice is a verb> When I get old and nostalgic for the decade I grew up in, am I too going to want a portrait of myself posing with my favorite MCs/DJs/Japanese shibuya-kei rockers?
<yoyology> I was wondering whether they'd do one of a fan giving Marilyn Manson head on stage. You think?
<Mort> Yes, quick email them and ask.
<guyPaulo> Uhhhh, or maybe not.
<yoyology> Dear Johanna-

I just LOVE your Stevie art! You do it so well. They just come out BEAUTIFUL.

I'm hoping you can help me. I know that Stevie is your absolute favorite performer, but do you ever do pictures of anybody else? The reason I ask is, my all-time favorite singer is GG Allin. He put so much of himself into his performances, but now he's gone, and I'd really like a picture of me with him to keep his memory alive.

Here's a website with some info about him: ...www.bizarremag.com... I have a lot of other good pictures. Please write back and tell me what you think.

Sincerely-
Allinfan835@hotmail.com

<Mort> Beautiful Yoyo, your dedication to such an idol brings a fresh tear to my eye.

Bravo!

<yoyology> Watch ...www.mailbucket.org... to see if she answers.
<Jellyloo> GG Allin was cute and fuzzy like a chinchilla. A chinchilla which did very naughty things on stage.
<Mort> Ssh don't tell anyone but I have a hedgehog, which is like a chinchilla cept so much better.
If you ask nicely I will let you see...
<Jellyloo> I demand photographic evidence.
<Mort> As you wish.

...www.mostemailed.com...
...www.mostemailed.com...
...www.mostemailed.com...

<Jellyloo> I think I am hyperventilating.
<Mort> Perhaps you should take it easy. If only you all could see it in person. I would have loved to play with a hedgehog when I was five years old.
<Jellyloo> I have always wanted a hedgehog. I blame Mrs. Tiggywinkle.
<Mort> I read Peter Rabbit this weekend, by coincidence. I sat all quiet and read it, smiling and gasping at every page turn.
<Farmer Brown> Who would name a rabbit Peter? I just call them all 'targets'.
<Peter Rabbit> I am sopping wet, inside this watering can. I must not let the farmer hear me shiver.
<Flopsy> I will point my paw at you and give you away...wait! What is this target painted on my fur?!
<Farmer Brown> I see you rabbit! I see you point. I will catch you thief!
<Mopsy> (one of those squeals that rabbits do)
<Peter Rabbit> (A splish and a splash, and an out of the watering can dash)


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post