[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/02/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



Hump and Run: The naked defender humps the receiver at the start of the play in an attempt to throw him off.

American Football Terms

Fumble: When a breast carrier loses possession by dropping the breast; the first player to regain possession of the loose breast is said to make the recovery, and his team keeps the breast.



The Tight End: ...
(AFP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 365 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:07Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:06Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:05Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:04Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:03Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:02Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:01Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:00Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:59Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:56Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:55Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:54Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:52Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:51Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:50Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:47Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:46Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:45Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:43Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:41Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:40Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:39Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:36Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:35Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:34Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:33Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:31Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:30Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:29Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:27Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:26Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:23Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:22Caption #959
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:20Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:19Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:18Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:16Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:15Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:12Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:11Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:09Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:07Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:05Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:04Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:03Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:59Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:58Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:57Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:55Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:52Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:51Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:49Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:48Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:47Caption #970
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:46Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:45Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:44Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:43Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:41Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:39Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:38Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:37Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:35Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:34Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:33Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:32Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:31Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:30Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:29Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:28Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:27Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:26Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:25Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:23Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:22Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:19Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:18Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:15Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:14Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:11Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:08Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:07Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:05Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:04Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:03Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:01Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:00Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:59Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:57Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:56Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:55Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:54Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:53Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:52Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:51Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:50Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:49Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:48Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:47Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:45Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:43Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:39Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:38Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:36Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:35Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:34Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:32Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:31Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:28Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:27Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:26Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:24Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:23Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:22Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:21Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:20Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:19Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:18Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:17Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:15Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:11Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:10Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:07Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:06Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:05Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:03Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:00Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:59Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:55Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:54Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:53Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:52Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:51Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:49Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:48Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:47Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:46Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:43Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:42Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:41Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:39Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:38Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:37Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:35Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:34Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:31Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:30Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:28Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:27Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:26Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:24Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:23Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:21Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:20Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:19Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:18Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:17Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:15Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:13Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:11Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:08Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:07Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:06Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:03Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:01Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:59Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:58Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:56Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:55Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:51Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:50Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:49Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:47Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:43Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:40Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:39Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:37Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:35Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:34Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:33Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:31Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:30Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:28Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:27Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:23Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:22Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:21Caption #990
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:20Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:19Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:18Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:17Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:16Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:12Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:11Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:10Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:07Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:04Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:03Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:00Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:59Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:58Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:57Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:56Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:55Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:54Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:52Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:51Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:49Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:47Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:46Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:44Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:43Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:40Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:39Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:37Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:35Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:31Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:30Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:29Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:28Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:27Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:23Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:19Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:16Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:13Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:12Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:11Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:07Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:04Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:03Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:02Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:59Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:57Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:56Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:55Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:53Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:47Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:44Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:43Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:39Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:36Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:32Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:31Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:27Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:24Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:23Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:21Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:20Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:19Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:18Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:15Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:14Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:13Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:12Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:10Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:09Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:08Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:05Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:04Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:02Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:01Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:00Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:59Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:58Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:55Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:53Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:51Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:49Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:48Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:43Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:41Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:40Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:39Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:38Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:37Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:35Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:34Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:33Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:28Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:26Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:25Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:24Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:23Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:22Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:21Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:17Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:16Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:15Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:14Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:13Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:12Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:11Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:10Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:09Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:08Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:07Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:05Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:03Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:00Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:59Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:57Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:51Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:50Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:49Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:48Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:45Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:44Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:43Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:42Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:40Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:39Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:37Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:36Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:35Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:33Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:32Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:31Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:29Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:28Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:27Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:24Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:23Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:19Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:18Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:17Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:16Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:11Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:08Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:07Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:05Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:04Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:03Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:02Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:00Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:59Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:57Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:56Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:55Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:52Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:51Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:49Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:48Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:46Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:45Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:44Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:43Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:42Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:40Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:37Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:36Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:35Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:34Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:32Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:29Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:27Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:23Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:22Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:20Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:18Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:17Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:16Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:14Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:13Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:12Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:09Caption #82

Board [Post Message]

To Think! Just last week we were in passionate Patagonia, our perfectly pert posteriors supported by the soft cradling arms of former french foreign ministers. Our lips tantalized by the sheer decadence of champagne made from the hand crushing of live baby hedgehogs. The luxurious Patagonia air streamed through our hair as our speed boat sped past the lesser spotted speckled scarlet swans.

"I say!" I said, with a handsome smirk spread like Carmen Electra across my face, "Here is Regis Philburn, come to read classic Captain Kirk lines from your most favourite Star Trek episodes."

You giggled and blushed and drooled and snorted, but every second of it was pure bliss, my sweetest friend.

"I have a suprise for you!" you said, your dangeriously delicate, dusky, dulcet delivery caused finches to fly down and rest lovingly in your heavenly heaving busoms. You handed me a freshly removed lambs heart, and in front of me with laser red sharp nails you carved the letters "BFF"

"OMG! BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!" I exclaimed in a high pitched voice, reminiscent of a little japanese school girl who while lost and stuck in the Alps, had just finished eating the last of her school friends.

I was just about to, with bushy eyebrows arched, raven strands of back hair swirling, and mad rabid dog smile, agree to your terms...

when a man with loud speaker vocal chords shouted out across the lake,

"Boat #23 please come back to shore."


There are 28 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> Those are damn good captions!
<Pedro Gonzales> Love it!!- Maybe somebody can clarify the textbook definition of the "The Tight End" for me...?!
<obtuse> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"a handsome smirk spread like Carmen Electra across my face"

<guyPaulo> Sadley, I missed the Superbowl spectacle(s). I was watching Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
<yoyology> The Brazilian Bikini Girl has some staying power! Still on that front page after all this time.
<Mort> I just found this link hidden in the alt tag of Achewood ( ...www.achewood.co... ) -
...www.johannas-art.com...
<JulieK> Sweet.
<apple juice is a verb> When I get old and nostalgic for the decade I grew up in, am I too going to want a portrait of myself posing with my favorite MCs/DJs/Japanese shibuya-kei rockers?
<yoyology> I was wondering whether they'd do one of a fan giving Marilyn Manson head on stage. You think?
<Mort> Yes, quick email them and ask.
<guyPaulo> Uhhhh, or maybe not.
<yoyology> Dear Johanna-

I just LOVE your Stevie art! You do it so well. They just come out BEAUTIFUL.

I'm hoping you can help me. I know that Stevie is your absolute favorite performer, but do you ever do pictures of anybody else? The reason I ask is, my all-time favorite singer is GG Allin. He put so much of himself into his performances, but now he's gone, and I'd really like a picture of me with him to keep his memory alive.

Here's a website with some info about him: ...www.bizarremag.com... I have a lot of other good pictures. Please write back and tell me what you think.

Sincerely-
Allinfan835@hotmail.com

<Mort> Beautiful Yoyo, your dedication to such an idol brings a fresh tear to my eye.

Bravo!

<yoyology> Watch ...www.mailbucket.org... to see if she answers.
<Jellyloo> GG Allin was cute and fuzzy like a chinchilla. A chinchilla which did very naughty things on stage.
<Mort> Ssh don't tell anyone but I have a hedgehog, which is like a chinchilla cept so much better.
If you ask nicely I will let you see...
<Jellyloo> I demand photographic evidence.
<Mort> As you wish.

...www.mostemailed.com...
...www.mostemailed.com...
...www.mostemailed.com...

<Jellyloo> I think I am hyperventilating.
<Mort> Perhaps you should take it easy. If only you all could see it in person. I would have loved to play with a hedgehog when I was five years old.
<Jellyloo> I have always wanted a hedgehog. I blame Mrs. Tiggywinkle.
<Mort> I read Peter Rabbit this weekend, by coincidence. I sat all quiet and read it, smiling and gasping at every page turn.
<Farmer Brown> Who would name a rabbit Peter? I just call them all 'targets'.
<Peter Rabbit> I am sopping wet, inside this watering can. I must not let the farmer hear me shiver.
<Flopsy> I will point my paw at you and give you away...wait! What is this target painted on my fur?!
<Farmer Brown> I see you rabbit! I see you point. I will catch you thief!
<Mopsy> (one of those squeals that rabbits do)
<Peter Rabbit> (A splish and a splash, and an out of the watering can dash)


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post