[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/02/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



Hump and Run: The naked defender humps the receiver at the start of the play in an attempt to throw him off.

American Football Terms

Fumble: When a breast carrier loses possession by dropping the breast; the first player to regain possession of the loose breast is said to make the recovery, and his team keeps the breast.



The Tight End: ...
(AFP)
(AP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 276 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:29Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:28Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:27Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:26Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:25Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:24Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:23Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:22Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:17Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:16Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:15Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:14Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:12Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:11Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:09Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:08Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:07Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:06Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:03Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:00Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:58Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:55Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:54Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:52Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:48Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:46Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:44Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:38Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:37Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:36Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:31Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:30Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:28Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:26Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:25Caption #-47
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:22Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:20Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:19Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:17Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:16Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:13Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:12Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:10Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:09Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:07Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:03Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:02Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:01Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:00Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:59Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:58Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:57Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:55Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:54Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:49Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:48Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:47Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:46Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:44Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:43Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:42Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:41Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:40Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:36Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:34Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:31Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:29Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:27Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:25Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:21Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:20Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:17Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:16Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:15Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:14Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:10Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:09Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:05Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:00Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:59Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:57Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:55Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:54Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:52Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:51Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:48Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:47Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:46Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:44Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:43Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:42Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:41Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:40Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:39Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:36Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:34Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:32Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:31Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:29Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:28Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:27Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:26Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:24Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:23Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:22Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:21Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:20Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:16Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:15Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:10Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:09Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:07Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:01Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:00Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:59Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:58Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:55Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:51Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:43Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:42Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:41Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:40Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:38Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:35Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:34Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:33Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:32Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:30Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:29Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:28Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:27Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:19Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:18Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:12Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:11Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:57Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:56Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:55Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:54Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:48Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:47Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:40Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:32Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:31Caption #978
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:30Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:29Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:28Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:27Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:26Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:25Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:17Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:15Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:13Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:11Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:10Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:09Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:01Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:55Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:54Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:53Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:52Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:51Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:47Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:45Caption #-43
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:44Caption #-26
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:43Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:42Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:40Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:37Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:35Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:32Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:27Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:26Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:22Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:20Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:18Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:16Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:08Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:04Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:51Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:50Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:49Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:41Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:38Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:37Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:35Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:31Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:27Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:26Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:23Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:21Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:19Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:17Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:16Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:11Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:10Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:09Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:08Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:07Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:06Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:04Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:59Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:54Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:53Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:52Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:48Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:45Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:44Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:39Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:38Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:35Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:34Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:27Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:26Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:24Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:20Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:19Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:18Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:15Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:14Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:10Caption #971
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:06Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:05Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:04Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:59Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:58Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:57Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:56Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:55Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:54Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:50Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:49Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:44Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:39Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:37Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:36Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:35Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:34Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:30Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:28Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:26Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:25Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:24Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:23Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:22Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:21Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:20Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:19Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:18Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:15Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:13Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:11Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:07Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:06Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:03Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:02Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:01Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:00Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:59Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:57Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:56Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:55Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:54Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:53Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:49Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:48Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:47Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:46Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:45Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:44Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:39Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:38Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:35Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:31Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:30Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:29Caption #637

Board [Post Message]

To Think! Just last week we were in passionate Patagonia, our perfectly pert posteriors supported by the soft cradling arms of former french foreign ministers. Our lips tantalized by the sheer decadence of champagne made from the hand crushing of live baby hedgehogs. The luxurious Patagonia air streamed through our hair as our speed boat sped past the lesser spotted speckled scarlet swans.

"I say!" I said, with a handsome smirk spread like Carmen Electra across my face, "Here is Regis Philburn, come to read classic Captain Kirk lines from your most favourite Star Trek episodes."

You giggled and blushed and drooled and snorted, but every second of it was pure bliss, my sweetest friend.

"I have a suprise for you!" you said, your dangeriously delicate, dusky, dulcet delivery caused finches to fly down and rest lovingly in your heavenly heaving busoms. You handed me a freshly removed lambs heart, and in front of me with laser red sharp nails you carved the letters "BFF"

"OMG! BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!" I exclaimed in a high pitched voice, reminiscent of a little japanese school girl who while lost and stuck in the Alps, had just finished eating the last of her school friends.

I was just about to, with bushy eyebrows arched, raven strands of back hair swirling, and mad rabid dog smile, agree to your terms...

when a man with loud speaker vocal chords shouted out across the lake,

"Boat #23 please come back to shore."

There are 28 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> Those are damn good captions!
<Pedro Gonzales> Love it!!- Maybe somebody can clarify the textbook definition of the "The Tight End" for me...?!
<obtuse> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"a handsome smirk spread like Carmen Electra across my face"

<guyPaulo> Sadley, I missed the Superbowl spectacle(s). I was watching Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
<yoyology> The Brazilian Bikini Girl has some staying power! Still on that front page after all this time.
<Mort> I just found this link hidden in the alt tag of Achewood ( ...www.achewood.co... ) -
...www.johannas-art.com...
<JulieK> Sweet.
<apple juice is a verb> When I get old and nostalgic for the decade I grew up in, am I too going to want a portrait of myself posing with my favorite MCs/DJs/Japanese shibuya-kei rockers?
<yoyology> I was wondering whether they'd do one of a fan giving Marilyn Manson head on stage. You think?
<Mort> Yes, quick email them and ask.
<guyPaulo> Uhhhh, or maybe not.
<yoyology> Dear Johanna-

I just LOVE your Stevie art! You do it so well. They just come out BEAUTIFUL.

I'm hoping you can help me. I know that Stevie is your absolute favorite performer, but do you ever do pictures of anybody else? The reason I ask is, my all-time favorite singer is GG Allin. He put so much of himself into his performances, but now he's gone, and I'd really like a picture of me with him to keep his memory alive.

Here's a website with some info about him: ...www.bizarremag.com... I have a lot of other good pictures. Please write back and tell me what you think.

Sincerely-
Allinfan835@hotmail.com

<Mort> Beautiful Yoyo, your dedication to such an idol brings a fresh tear to my eye.

Bravo!

<yoyology> Watch ...www.mailbucket.org... to see if she answers.
<Jellyloo> GG Allin was cute and fuzzy like a chinchilla. A chinchilla which did very naughty things on stage.
<Mort> Ssh don't tell anyone but I have a hedgehog, which is like a chinchilla cept so much better.
If you ask nicely I will let you see...
<Jellyloo> I demand photographic evidence.
<Mort> As you wish.

...www.mostemailed.com...
...www.mostemailed.com...
...www.mostemailed.com...

<Jellyloo> I think I am hyperventilating.
<Mort> Perhaps you should take it easy. If only you all could see it in person. I would have loved to play with a hedgehog when I was five years old.
<Jellyloo> I have always wanted a hedgehog. I blame Mrs. Tiggywinkle.
<Mort> I read Peter Rabbit this weekend, by coincidence. I sat all quiet and read it, smiling and gasping at every page turn.
<Farmer Brown> Who would name a rabbit Peter? I just call them all 'targets'.
<Peter Rabbit> I am sopping wet, inside this watering can. I must not let the farmer hear me shiver.
<Flopsy> I will point my paw at you and give you away...wait! What is this target painted on my fur?!
<Farmer Brown> I see you rabbit! I see you point. I will catch you thief!
<Mopsy> (one of those squeals that rabbits do)
<Peter Rabbit> (A splish and a splash, and an out of the watering can dash)


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post