Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/02/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Hump and Run: The naked defender humps the receiver at the start of the play in an attempt to throw him off.

American Football Terms

Fumble: When a breast carrier loses possession by dropping the breast; the first player to regain possession of the loose breast is said to make the recovery, and his team keeps the breast.

The Tight End: ...

(AFP)

(AP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 271 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:14 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:13 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:12 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:11 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:10 Caption #433

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:07 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:03 Caption #143

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:00 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:59 Caption #710

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:55 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:51 Caption #467

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:47 Caption #385

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:45 Caption #707

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:43 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:40 Caption #753

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:39 Caption #907

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:37 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:35 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:34 Caption #348

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:33 Caption #174

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:31 Caption #747

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:27 Caption #710

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:26 Caption #920

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:23 Caption #607

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:21 Caption #444

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:20 Caption #497

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:19 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:18 Caption #688

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:15 Caption #801

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:11 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:10 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:07 Caption #849

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:03 Caption #648

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:59 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:58 Caption #661

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:55 Caption #801

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:51 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:47 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:43 Caption #332

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:42 Caption #762

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:39 Caption #479

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:38 Caption #219

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:36 Caption #592

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:35 Caption #246

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:31 Caption #672

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:27 Caption #543

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:24 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:23 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:19 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:16 Caption #295

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:15 Caption #648

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:13 Caption #718

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:11 Caption #746

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:10 Caption #550

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:08 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:07 Caption #529

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:05 Caption #672

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:59 Caption #419

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:57 Caption #633

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:55 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:52 Caption #711

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:51 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:47 Caption #246

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:45 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:43 Caption #894

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:39 Caption #613

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:38 Caption #507

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:35 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:31 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:29 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:28 Caption #694

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:27 Caption #985

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:23 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:21 Caption #718

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:19 Caption #985

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:17 Caption #600

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:15 Caption #869

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:15 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:11 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:09 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:08 Caption #272

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:07 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:05 Caption #960

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:04 Caption #543

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:03 Caption #419

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:00 Caption #348

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:59 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:55 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:51 Caption #539

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:50 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:49 Caption #794

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:47 Caption #696

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:43 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:39 Caption #698

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:38 Caption #581

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:35 Caption #869

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:33 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:32 Caption #967

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:31 Caption #902

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:27 Caption #-73

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:26 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:25 Caption #457

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:23 Caption #692

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:19 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:15 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:14 Caption #519

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:12 Caption #563

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:11 Caption #613

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:10 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:09 Caption #406

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:07 Caption #692

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:05 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:04 Caption #609

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:03 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:00 Caption #958

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:59 Caption #432

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:56 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:55 Caption #807

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:51 Caption #807

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:48 Caption #385

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:47 Caption #902

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:43 Caption #461

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:39 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:35 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:31 Caption #515

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:30 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:28 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:24 Caption #852

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:23 Caption #698

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:21 Caption #316

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:19 Caption #515

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:15 Caption #696

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:11 Caption #-73

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:09 Caption #328

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:07 Caption #128

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:03 Caption #221

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:02 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:59 Caption #435

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:55 Caption #267

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:54 Caption #711

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:51 Caption #465

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:49 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:48 Caption #734

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:47 Caption #435

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:43 Caption #267

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:42 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:39 Caption #461

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:36 Caption #439

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:35 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:34 Caption #702

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:33 Caption #457

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:31 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:27 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:23 Caption #221

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:22 Caption #366

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:19 Caption #452

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:16 Caption #405

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:15 Caption #525

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:14 Caption #597

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:13 Caption #745

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:11 Caption #778

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:10 Caption #463

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:09 Caption #794

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:08 Caption #716

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:07 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:06 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:03 Caption #484

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:01 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:59 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:55 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:51 Caption #484

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:48 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:47 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:43 Caption #538

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:42 Caption #581

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:41 Caption #566

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:39 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:38 Caption #578

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:37 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:36 Caption #936

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:35 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:34 Caption #543

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:31 Caption #642

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:27 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:23 Caption #719

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:22 Caption #148

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:20 Caption #747

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:19 Caption #106

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:17 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:15 Caption #376

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:13 Caption #899

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:11 Caption #452

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:07 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:03 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:01 Caption #636

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:59 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:58 Caption #846

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:57 Caption #219

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:55 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:54 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:51 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:50 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:47 Caption #466

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:43 Caption #376

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:42 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:40 Caption #617

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:39 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:35 Caption #538

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:34 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:31 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:27 Caption #106

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:23 Caption #466

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:19 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:18 Caption #807

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:17 Caption #439

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:15 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:11 Caption #612

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:10 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:08 Caption #591

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:07 Caption #540

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:03 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:59 Caption #965

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:56 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:54 Caption #866

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:53 Caption #728

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:51 Caption #540

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:50 Caption #209

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:48 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:46 Caption #950

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:43 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:39 Caption #695

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:35 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:33 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:31 Caption #178

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:29 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:28 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:27 Caption #49

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:23 Caption #178

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:21 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:19 Caption #620

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:17 Caption #158

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:15 Caption #548

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:13 Caption #465

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:11 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:07 Caption #158

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:05 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:03 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:59 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:55 Caption #436

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:52 Caption #663

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:51 Caption #158

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:49 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:47 Caption #229

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:44 Caption #198

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:43 Caption #548

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:41 Caption #636

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:39 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:37 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:35 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:34 Caption #717

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:33 Caption #710

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:31 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:30 Caption #750

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:27 Caption #612

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:26 Caption #310

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:25 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:23 Caption #679

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:21 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:19 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:15 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:14 Caption #250

Board

[Post Message]

To Think! Just last week we were in passionate Patagonia, our perfectly pert posteriors supported by the soft cradling arms of former french foreign ministers. Our lips tantalized by the sheer decadence of champagne made from the hand crushing of live baby hedgehogs. The luxurious Patagonia air streamed through our hair as our speed boat sped past the lesser spotted speckled scarlet swans.

"I say!" I said, with a handsome smirk spread like Carmen Electra across my face, "Here is Regis Philburn, come to read classic Captain Kirk lines from your most favourite Star Trek episodes."

You giggled and blushed and drooled and snorted, but every second of it was pure bliss, my sweetest friend.

"I have a suprise for you!" you said, your dangeriously delicate, dusky, dulcet delivery caused finches to fly down and rest lovingly in your heavenly heaving busoms. You handed me a freshly removed lambs heart, and in front of me with laser red sharp nails you carved the letters "BFF"

"OMG! BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!" I exclaimed in a high pitched voice, reminiscent of a little japanese school girl who while lost and stuck in the Alps, had just finished eating the last of her school friends.

I was just about to, with bushy eyebrows arched, raven strands of back hair swirling, and mad rabid dog smile, agree to your terms...

when a man with loud speaker vocal chords shouted out across the lake,

"Boat #23 please come back to shore."

There are 28 messages for this day.

<David Byrden> Those are damn good captions!

<Pedro Gonzales> Love it!!- Maybe somebody can clarify the textbook definition of the "The Tight End" for me...?!

<obtuse> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"a handsome smirk spread like Carmen Electra across my face"

<guyPaulo> Sadley, I missed the Superbowl spectacle(s). I was watching Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

<yoyology> The Brazilian Bikini Girl has some staying power! Still on that front page after all this time.

<Mort> I just found this link hidden in the alt tag of Achewood ( ...www.achewood.co... ) -
...www.johannas-art.com...

<JulieK> Sweet.

<apple juice is a verb> When I get old and nostalgic for the decade I grew up in, am I too going to want a portrait of myself posing with my favorite MCs/DJs/Japanese shibuya-kei rockers?

<yoyology> I was wondering whether they'd do one of a fan giving Marilyn Manson head on stage. You think?

<Mort> Yes, quick email them and ask.

<guyPaulo> Uhhhh, or maybe not.

<yoyology> Dear Johanna-

I just LOVE your Stevie art! You do it so well. They just come out BEAUTIFUL.

I'm hoping you can help me. I know that Stevie is your absolute favorite performer, but do you ever do pictures of anybody else? The reason I ask is, my all-time favorite singer is GG Allin. He put so much of himself into his performances, but now he's gone, and I'd really like a picture of me with him to keep his memory alive.

Here's a website with some info about him: ...www.bizarremag.com... I have a lot of other good pictures. Please write back and tell me what you think.

Sincerely-
Allinfan835@hotmail.com

<Mort> Beautiful Yoyo, your dedication to such an idol brings a fresh tear to my eye.

Bravo!

<yoyology> Watch ...www.mailbucket.org... to see if she answers.

<Jellyloo> GG Allin was cute and fuzzy like a chinchilla. A chinchilla which did very naughty things on stage.

<Mort> Ssh don't tell anyone but I have a hedgehog, which is like a chinchilla cept so much better.
If you ask nicely I will let you see...

<Jellyloo> I demand photographic evidence.

<Mort> As you wish.

...www.mostemailed.com...
...www.mostemailed.com...
...www.mostemailed.com...

<Jellyloo> I think I am hyperventilating.

<Mort> Perhaps you should take it easy. If only you all could see it in person. I would have loved to play with a hedgehog when I was five years old.

<Jellyloo> I have always wanted a hedgehog. I blame Mrs. Tiggywinkle.

<Mort> I read Peter Rabbit this weekend, by coincidence. I sat all quiet and read it, smiling and gasping at every page turn.

<Farmer Brown> Who would name a rabbit Peter? I just call them all 'targets'.

<Peter Rabbit> I am sopping wet, inside this watering can. I must not let the farmer hear me shiver.

<Flopsy> I will point my paw at you and give you away...wait! What is this target painted on my fur?!

<Farmer Brown> I see you rabbit! I see you point. I will catch you thief!

<Mopsy> (one of those squeals that rabbits do)

<Peter Rabbit> (A splish and a splash, and an out of the watering can dash)

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post