I bet you can't play a whole game of football naked!
I bet you can't make a pass at Janet. And to make it harder, you have to dress like a DORK!
Sorry, you lose since she didn't sleep with you.
OK, you win. You can lay an ostrich egg. Here's your money.
Whaddaya mean, medical costs?
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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