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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/03/2004 by Roger Mexico
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CBS has sponsored and donated this wonderful shrine representing all the kitties who have been killed as a consequence self-abusing internet and TV lurkers.

CBS also plans to stock all of its sports events with way less than hot cheerleaders so as to discourage such misbehavior.

And, as a final measure, CBS plans to encourage gross-out flashing by disturbing third rate comics in order to really ice-down the passions of its couch potato audience.
(Reuters)
(Fashion Wire Daily)
(AP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 4 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> How... Roger?
<Axolotl> Perpetuation the 'killing kittens' meme. I like it!
<mypalmike> You suck.
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